Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely

The chronic grumbler is a church social compared to the feller that agrees with everything you say