The chronic grumbler is a church social compared to the feller that agrees with everything you say

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely

It's no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be

Th' first one t' ketch a circus in a lie is a boy

The hardest thing to stop is a temporary chairman