Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Remember kids, I have life insurance.

My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Death is imminent. And when it's coming to get you, not even the most comprehensive life insurance can prepare you.