Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school

The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.