Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best

The' feller that sets on a store box with his mouth full of scrap terbacker while his wife is at home sewing' fer a living' knows jist exactly how t' regulate the railroads

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely