I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin' is pickin' up yer teeth with a boxin' glove on

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

The hardest thing to stop is a temporary chairman

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely

The chronic grumbler is a church social compared to the feller that agrees with everything you say