When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.


Frank McKinny "Kin" Hubbard

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The power never to allow money corrupt your mind is by learning not to revere money above people.
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Money makes the wise more humble,but an opportunity for the fool to exhibit all his pride.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
The fellow who has no money is poor; the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still.
UNKNOWN
The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still.
BILLY SUNDAY
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THE PETER PRINCIPLE
When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
H.L. MENCKEN
When someone says it's not about the money, it's about the money.
JEFFREY KESSLER
You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of dollars? Instead, if we u...
BILL HICKS
Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY
The essence of life is to live and die for the principle of the right
DR.MOHAMMED FAIG ABAD ALRAZAK
Time is money says the proverb, but turn it around and you get a precious truth. Money is time.
GEORGE GISSING
Time is money says the proverb, but turn it around and you get a precious truth. Money is time.
GEORGE ROBERT GISSING
There's naught as nice as th' smell o' good clean earth, except th' smell o' fresh growin' things wh...
FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT
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KELLY JONES
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ANNE FRANK
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FINDING NEMO
Money takes wings. The only thing that endures is character.
O. J. SIMPSON
The Tanakh teaches that, “The diligent will rule, while the lazy will be put to forced labor”. M...
H.W. CHARLES
The pool was steaming in the cold night air, and an electric light glowed under the water.
DANIEL O'MALLEY
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
People say, 'I'm only suing for the principle of the thing,' and I reply that I can'...
JOSEPH WAPNER
When the IMF lends you money it has all these strings attached. But if you don't owe the IMF money, ...
FELIPE NOGUERA
The idea is to believe me... but as far as I see the world... to believe is a sin... to trust me one...
DEYTH BANGER
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STEPHEN KING
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it. He hasn't any.
EDWARD W. HOWE
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JOHN MIDDLETON MURRY
Laws of Money;Money is neither evil nor good,but it only inherits the character of its owner.
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The data says that with the poor, a little money can buy a lot of happiness. If you're rich, a l...
DANIEL GILBERT
The one thing women love more than money is power.
D. L. HUGHLEY
The most important thing is to not waste your money.
GARETH BALE
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
You right thinking fellow,pursue money with every dexterity,because money in the hands of a rational...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Money, not morality, is the principle commerce of civilized nations.
THOMAS JEFFERSON
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RICK RIORDAN
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Money, not morality, is the principle of commerce and commercial nations
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BILL EHRICH
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
VOLTAIRE
The poor says,"I don't have money hence I will not dream",but the rich will say,"my dreaming will br...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Money is not the most important thing, but when you need it, there are few substitutes. So while I l...
ZIG ZIGLAR
All kin' o' smily round the lips, / An' teary round the lashes.
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL
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KEERTHI RADHAKRISHNA JALIGAM
This isn't about the money. It's about the principle of stopping IP theft.
JOHN LOVELOCK
We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
LAURA DOCKRILL
When money cannot find food to buy, then money has lost its value
SOTONYE ANGA
You still get the movies made. A filmmaker can always scrape up money to do a movie. The passion dri...
ALLISON ANDERS
Time may be money, but the best thing parents can spend on their children is not money, but time.
VIKRANT PARSAI
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HENRY MILLER
The principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling...
THOMAS JEFFERSON
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BOBBY W. MILLER
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Money bought freedom; without it one could never be free.
JACQUELINE SUSANN
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NICHOLAS SPARKS
Spider-Man has always been a symbol of goodness and doing the right thing and looking after your fel...
ANDREW GARFIELD
Being a philanthropist starts from nothing its a thing of the heart even before the money one should...
PRINCE HOPKINS AMACHREE
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
ANON.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
ANONYMOUS
Laws of Money;Money loves its owner to share part of it with the underprivileged ones.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Never mind that the German people adored and supported Hitler. Now, it's just those evil Nazis who c...
BOBBY W. MILLER
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RICK PERRY
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J. PAUL GETTY
Money talks. This is the thing, at the end of the day, I do what I have to do, and I'mma keep do...
LIL' KIM
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
MATT GROENING
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FRANK MILLER
It's easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you haven't got a thin...
MAHALIA JACKSON
It's easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you haven't got a thin...
MAHALIA JACKSON
I'm exhausted, but it goes with the territory. My agent says I'm out there making money so just keep...
BRENT HAWKINS
So many guys try to show off to a girl by boasting of their financial assets and flashing their cash...
MIYA YAMANOUCHI
To get our universe, with all of its potential for complexities or any kind of potential for any kin...
FRANCIS COLLINS
But it is a pretty thing to see what money will do!
SENECA (SENECA THE ELDER)
But it is a pretty thing to see what money will do!
SENECA
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ANDY WARHOL
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PETER KREEFT
Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing.
MICHAEL PHILLIPS
Money coming in says I've made the right marketing decisions.
ADAM OSBORNE
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FINLEY PETER DUNNE
My principle is to survive first and make money afterward
GEORGE SOROS
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JOE DALTON
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DADA BHAGWAN
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WILLIAM CLAY FORD, JR.
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JEFFREY REYNOLDS
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LAUREN BARNHOLDT
That's really sad," Beth said softly, "To have no one left.
R.J. SCOTT
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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
JOHNNY CARSON
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money
JOHNNY CARSON
H' had got a hurt O' th' inside of a deadlier sort.
SAMUEL BUTLER (1)
Do not withhold good . . . when it is in your power to do it.
RACHEL HAUCK
Doing what's right is seldom easy.
JANICE HARDY
Doing whats right is never easy ... You think you're right, but you lose track of what you were tryi...
JANICE HARDY
You can't make other people do "right." All you can do is "right" yourself, and sometimes even that'...
BILLY C LEE
I'm younger than Rod Stewart and Bruce Springsteen, but I'm still getting up there in age.
EDDIE MONEY
I've always loved the blues, John Lee Hooker, Janis Joplin, Hendrix.
EDDIE MONEY
I love L.A. for the beach and stuff, that's the reason I live here.
EDDIE MONEY
I still do a bit of this and a bit of that. Some brews and there's nothing wrong with a bud or t...
EDDIE MONEY

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Politics makes strange postmasters.
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If there is anything a public servant hates to do it is something for the public.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
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Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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All the world loves a good loser.
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It's the good loser who finally loses out.
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Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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And yet of all the home remedies,
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It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
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Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Why doesn't the fellow who says, I'm no speechmaker let it go at that instead of giving a demonstrat...
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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change...
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Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
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After a fellow gets famous it does not take long for someone to bob up that used to sit next to him ...
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARD
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
KIN HUBBARD
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARD
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARD
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
KIN HUBBARD
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARD
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
KIN HUBBARD
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARD
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
KIN HUBBARD
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it.
KIN HUBBARD
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
KIN HUBBARD
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARD
Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
KIN HUBBARD
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
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About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the st...
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... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
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When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling de...
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
KIN HUBBARD
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
KIN HUBBARD
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
KIN HUBBARD
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARD
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
KIN HUBBARD
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
KIN HUBBARD
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARD
I haven't heard of anybody who want's to stop living on account of the cost.
KIN HUBBARD
The feller that calls you "brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him
KIN HUBBARD
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
KIN HUBBARD
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
KIN HUBBARD
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARD
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
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A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
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Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARD
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARD
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
KIN HUBBARD
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you abou...
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If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARD
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARD
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettie...
KIN HUBBARD
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARD
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really ins...
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We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.
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It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.
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The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
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So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
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The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
KIN HUBBARD
Some folks can look so busy doing ' that they seem indispensable
KIN HUBBARD
After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up that used t' set by him at scho...
KIN HUBBARD
The chronic grumbler is a church social compared to the feller that agrees with everything you say
KIN HUBBARD
It's no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be
KIN HUBBARD
Th' first one t' ketch a circus in a lie is a boy
KIN HUBBARD
The hardest thing to stop is a temporary chairman
KIN HUBBARD
Young Lafe Bud says he always hates t' get his hair cut cause it makes his hat look so old
KIN HUBBARD
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings o...
KIN HUBBARD
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
KIN HUBBARD
Th' only way t' entertain some folks is t' listen t' 'em.
KIN HUBBARD
If at first you do succeed, don't take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARD
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARD
Nobuddy ever fergits where he buried a hatchet
KIN HUBBARD
The' feller that sets on a store box with his mouth full of scrap terbacker while his wife is at hom...
KIN HUBBARD
Why they call a feller that keeps losin' all the time a good sport gits me
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Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.
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All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems t...
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If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us
KIN HUBBARD
There are various sorts of curiosity; one is from interest, which makes us desire to know that which...
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The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening
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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's trying to skin you
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If government were as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would ...
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Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.
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It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed
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It's the good loser who finally loses out.
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Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicio...
KIN HUBBARD
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about ...
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The election isn't very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street
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You never see no "to let" signs on Easy Street
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KIN HUBBARD
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidin...
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A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
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The world gels better every day--then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARD
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
KIN HUBBARD
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really in...
KIN HUBBARD
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARD
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARD
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARD
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.
KIN HUBBARD
If there is anything that a public servant hates to do it's something for the public
KIN HUBBARD
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best
KIN HUBBARD
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good
KIN HUBBARD
When some fellows decide to retire nobody knows the difference
KIN HUBBARD
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
KIN HUBBARD
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst
KIN HUBBARD
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it
KIN HUBBARD
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest
KIN HUBBARD
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag
KIN HUBBARD
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one
KIN HUBBARD
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARD
Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.
KIN HUBBARD
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
KIN HUBBARD
The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store
KIN HUBBARD
It's the good loser who finally loses out
KIN HUBBARD
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing
KIN HUBBARD
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in sch...
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it
KIN HUBBARD
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper
KIN HUBBARD
A chap ort t' save a few o' the' long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
KIN HUBBARD
Many a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARD
We'd all like t'vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate
KIN HUBBARD
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid
KIN HUBBARD
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
KIN HUBBARD
Tilford Moots wuz over t' the' Henryville poor farm th' other day t' see an ole friend o' his thet u...
KIN HUBBARD
If Rockyfeller could eat he wouldn't be so rich
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet
KIN HUBBARD
We'd all like t'vote for th' best man, but he's never a candidate
KIN HUBBARD
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation
KIN HUBBARD
Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARD
Beauty is only skin deep, but it is a valuable asset if you are poor or have not any sense
KIN HUBBARD
Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better
KIN HUBBARD
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
KIN HUBBARD
Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstra...
KIN HUBBARD
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spir...
KIN HUBBARD
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them
KIN HUBBARD
When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money
KIN HUBBARD
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republica...
KIN HUBBARD
I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin' is pickin' up yer teeth with a boxin' glove on
KIN HUBBARD
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick
KIN HUBBARD
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home
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