The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely