God does not ask about our ability, but our availability.
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God does not ask about our ability, but our availability.
SOURCE UNKNOWN God does not begin by asking our ability, but more of our availability. When we prove our dependabil...
NEAL A. MAXWELL God does not begin by asking our ability, only our availability, and if we prove our dependability, ...
NEAL A. MAXWELL God does not begin by asking our ability,only our availability,and if we prove our dependability,He ...
NEAL A. MAXWELL God does not choose people because of their ability, but because of their availability.
BROTHER ANDREW Availability is better than ability for God.
UNKNOWN The Lord doesn't ask about your ability, only your availability; and, if you prove your dependabilit...
SOURCE UNKNOWN God is not interested in your ability. He is
interested in your availability. When you avail ISRAELMORE AYIVOR God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He
integrates empirically.
ALBERT EINSTEIN God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Our children and grand-children will not make us people, their availability does not make us differe...
SUNDAY ADELAJA Your ability will not help if you do not give your availability.
SAJI IJIYEMI If our father is our basis for God, and our fathers abandoned us, then what does that tell you about...
TYLER DURDEN Our business or ministry does not really belong to us but to God
SUNDAY ADELAJA The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR The size of our bank account does not depend on our starting capital but on our knowledge and conseq...
SUNDAY ADELAJA As our faith increases, so does our ability to obey.
SOURCE UNKNOWN We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgi...
R. W. DALE We ask why there is violence in our schools, but we have systematically removed God from our schools...
MIKE HUCKABEE God has three answers to our prayers:
1. Yes
2. Not yet
3. I have something better in...
LORI LYONS We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them.
EVELYN WAUGH We will never be as invincible as we wish to be. That is why we help each other. Sometimes our coura...
ELIZABETH D. MARIE God does not treat us as our sins deserve, man treats us as our sins deserve.
ROBERT IRVINE Our devotions are not measured by the clock, but time is of the essence. The ability to wait, and st...
E.M. BOUNDS God does not recognize our age limitations and neither should you
SUNDAY ADELAJA The Qur'an does not ask for human perfection, but rather
asks that we persevere in striving fo...
JEFFREY LANG God doesn't seek for golden vessels, and does not ask for silver ones, but He must have clean ones.
DWIGHT L. MOODY We always reference kids but very rarely ask their opinion. Our inexperience might be what gives us ...
ADORA SVITAK If our testimonies are strong onthis point and if we feel the absolute assurance that God loves us, ...
JOHN BYTHEWAY Your heart is everything. Why else would God ask for it first? I mean, why not ask for your mind? Yo...
RACHEL VAN DYKEN We don't ask you to believe in our ability to bring change, rather, we ask you to believe in yours.
BARACK OBAMA Though our feelings come and go, Gods love for us does not.
C.S. LEWIS What I've come to know is that in life, it's not always the questions we ask, but rather our...
LESTER HOLT Our liberality should not exceed our ability.
UNKNOWN God doesn't seek for golden vessels, and does not ask for silver ones, but He must have clean on...
DWIGHT L. MOODY If we don’t do our best and constantly ask God for miracles, it means we are objurgating our respo...
SUNDAY ADELAJA The tragedy of life is often not in our failure, but rather in our complacency; not in our doing too...
BENJAMIN E. MAYS God does not exist, God is not good. All that awaits us is the cat who will urinate on our grave.
ALEJANDRO JODOROWSKY God does not recognize age limitations in the pursuit of our calling and purpose
SUNDAY ADELAJA Our anxiety does not come from thinking about the future, but from wanting to control it.
KAHLIL GIBRAN Passive righteousness tells us that God does not need our good works. Active righteousness tells us ...
TULLIAN TCHIVIDJIAN God does not need our small achievement, He wants us to become giants of success
SUNDAY ADELAJA our society today does not just need politicians but, politicians for a great and a positive change....
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH God does watch over us and does notice us, but it usually through someone else that he meets our nee...
SPENCER W. KIMBALL It is not my ability, but my response to Gods ability, that counts.
CORRIE TEN BOOM Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television se...
THABO MBEKI Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television se...
THABO MVUYELWA MBEKI We have a lot of character, and we pride ourselves on our toughness. I'm not worried about our abili...
CHRIS WALKER As union membership for nurses unions grows, so does our ability to speak out.
CHERYL JOHNSON Our country cannot be truly blessed if God does not become the head of the society
SUNDAY ADELAJA Ask about our daily ice cream special.
RICHELLE MEAD It means the God who worries about our sins is not only God the judge, but also God the caretaker. H...
LAUREN F. WINNER How many more gay people does God have to create before we ask ourselves whether or not God actually...
STEVE SIMON Whenever I'm confused about something, I ask God to reveal the answers to my questions, and he d...
BEYONCE KNOWLES What makes us human, I think, is an ability to ask questions, a consequence of our sophisticated spo...
JANE GOODALL In these early anonymous seasons, God graciously grants us the opportunity to wrestle with our appet...
ALICIA BRITT CHOLE God is not so much of a concept which we think about with our mind, but God is a person that we enco...
CHRISTOPHER WEST Increasingly, clinicians treating people with epilepsy ask about current depression, but they may no...
DALE C. HESDORFFER We have the ability to creat throw our imagination witch god gave to us in witch god himself created...
ENRIQUE MIGUEL ALCALA SILVA Anybody who does not abide by the mandatory evacuation, our law enforcement has been instructed to a...
DAVID BEASLEY I've had a few students come (to our office) and ask questions, but a lot of people aren't familiar ...
PATRICK COOK The God we serve does not seek out the perfect, but instead uses our imperfections and our shortcomi...
RICK PERRY God can have our money and not have our hearts, but He cannot have our hearts without having our mon...
R. KENT HUGHES My limitless ability to weave time and space does not make me a god - just a da-n good writer.
EDMUND ALEXANDER SIMS Christmas does not remind us that God was born over 2000 years ago. It is a time to remember that Go...
RVM Our GOD is a GOD of second chances -
Yes, God does these things again and again for people'
JOB 33:29 God, our Creator, has stored within our minds and personalities, great potential strength and abilit...
A. P. J. ABDUL KALAM "Be grateful for those who inspire us to use our talents God has given us, to the best of our abilit...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN God, our Creator, has stored within our minds and personalities, great potential strength and abilit...
ABDUL KALAM Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
UNKNOWN This agreement continues our relationship with an industry leader and expands the availability of ou...
HAROLD HUGHES It is well for us when prayers about our sorrows are linked with pleas concerning our sins—when, b...
CHARLES HADDON SPURGEON This backlog affects not just the ability to identify and convict the guilty, but it also affects ou...
CHRIS ASPLEN God does not require a perfect, sinless life to have fellowship with Him, but He does require that w...
JERRY BRIDGES What is the benefit of fasting in our body while filling our souls with innumerable evils? He who do...
SAINT BASIL I believe that is what the God experience does for us. It calls us beyond our limits into the fullne...
JOHN SHELBY SPONG Ask not God the trial of man and ask not man the greatness of God.
JOVIAN KRYNICKI Ingratitude to God does not rely only on our refusal to give the verbal thanksgiving due to Him, but...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR We're 5-1 but we're not happy. We didn't play to the best of our ability.
ELTON BRAND Right now we’re under contract from our supplier so we’re not so much worried about the price as...
SAM WRIGHT If deep in our hearts we suspect that God does not love us and cannot manage our affairs as well as ...
ELISABETH ELLIOT Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN People are going to move from thinking about server availability to servers availability.
RICHARD DRACOTT Knowing the principles and practices of effective communication does not improve our ability to comm...
TERENCE T. GORSKI It's not our disabilities, it's our abilities that count.
CHRIS BURKE We bloomed in Spring. Our bodies are the leaves of God. The apparent seasons of life and death our e...
TERESA OF AVILA True prayer is only another name for the love of God. Its excellence does not consist in the multitu...
FRANçOIS FéNELON Any training that does not include the emotions, mind and body is incomplete; knowledge fades withou...
ANONYMOUS Our ability to create has outreached our ability to use wisely the products of our invention.
WHITNEY M. YOUNG, JR. Our ability to create has outreached our ability to use wisely the products of our invention.
WHITNEY M. YOUNG JR. God tests, but he does not tempt.
CRISS JAMI God will never disappoint us… If deep in our hearts we suspect that God does not love us and canno...
ELISABETH ELLIOT We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.
EVELYN WAUGH We try to service our members to the best of our ability, and when they ask us to help them do somet...
MARY HOWELL Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas...
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas...
MARYANNE WILLIAMSON We haven't gone out too early with our marketing message, and we timed our message with vehicle avai...
MATT ARMSTRONG All of a sudden, we’ve lost a lot of control,’ he said. ‘We can’t turn off our internet; we ...
STEVE WOZNIAK To me our bombing policy appears to be suicidal. Not because it does not do vast damage to our enemy...
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