I think with our problems with hopelessness and cynicism that [the solution] ultimately has to come from the young people themselves. We've got to realize we are the future and we make of our future what we make of it, and ultimately we have to do it for ourselves.
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ends until we die. An... ELEANOR ROOSEVELT There are times in our lives when we have to realize our past is precisely what it is, and we cannot... ELEANOR BROWN We wanted to make sure we got back out into the field with our anchors, not just our correspondents,... DAVID WESTIN In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. An... ELEANOR ROOSEVELT The way we communicate with others and with ourselves ultimately determines the quality of our lives... ANTHONY ROBBINS The way we communicate with others and with ourselves ultimately determines the quality of our lives ANTHONY ROBBINS The way we communicate with others and with ourselves ultimately determines the quality of our lives... TONY ROBBINS Ultimately, we are all products of the experiences we have and the decisions we make as children, an... SIMON PEGG We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny! 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CHELSEA HANDLER On the night of 4 November 2008, Barack Obama was elected on a platform of 'hope' and 'c... CHELSEA MANNING As outrageously counter-intuitive as this might seem, the most hardened terrorists and criminals are... CHELSEA MANNING It's a great accomplishment. I didn't care about anything else except winning this game. It's an Ind... CHELSEA KILTY I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looki... CHELSEA HANDLER And why is Heather wearing pink? Come on, people." Heather rolled her eyes and disappeared back... CHELSEA FINE I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back... CHELSEA PERETTI I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she'... CHELSEA HANDLER When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything... CHELSEA HANDLER Burning Man is such a huge part of my life and my identity. The things I believe make me a good pers... CHELSEA TELLER I didn't wear my knee brace for the first time, so I really felt like I could move around. CHELSEA WAGNER We're goof balls. We don't really care a whole lot about what's going on around us, as long as we're... CHELSEA DAVIS Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you ... CHELSEA HANDLER I read a lot of 'Nancy Drew' books as a kid and considered myself a bit of an amateur detect... CHELSEA CAIN Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, peopl... CHELSEA HANDLER I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite th... CHELSEA HANDLER We play as a team. We don?t have one player. We have many players. CHELSEA MCTIGUE Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w... CHELSEA SEDOTI Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w... CHELSEA SEDOTI Phew, that was a close one. I just didn't seem to be able to get any good waves. I was lucky to get ... CHELSEA GEORGESON We were able to get them into foster homes within several hours. CHELSEA SHERIDAN Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag... CHELSEA HANDLER You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. CHELSEA HANDLER Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not inter... CHELSEA HANDLER Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men. CHELSEA HANDLER You get to learn about different cultures-the different parts of the country. The diversity is diffe... CHELSEA COWMAN I think it's a great opportunity, especially for students who have wanted to go out of state and cou... CHELSEA COWMAN Living such an opaque life has forced me never to take transparency, openness, and honesty for grant... CHELSEA MANNING Don't let your characters tell you what to do. They can be pushy. Some writers say that they cre... CHELSEA CAIN As I rebuild my life, I remind myself not to relive the past. CHELSEA MANNING I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people. CHELSEA HANDLER FKA Twigs is stunning. She has beautiful contemporary and unique sound with an almost psychedelic vi... CHELSEA LEYLAND I could tell the raciest things these women had ever been involved in was a co-ed game of Connect Fo... CHELSEA HANDLER Sleep is the real beauty secret, but I don't get enough of that. CHELSEA LEYLAND There are very few distinctions between el bueno and el malo en la prision militar. Instead of the g... CHELSEA MANNING My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definit... CHELSEA HANDLER I think my style is quite grungy and punky. I love the '90s and the music from that time, and I ... CHELSEA LEYLAND The unique problem for transgender women in prison is that our health and welfare are also the respo... CHELSEA MANNING