Jordan was yelling 'I don't want you to go anywhere near him'. I thought it was a joke and started laughing and she said 'What are you laughing at, you slag?'

Jordan sounded like she had really lost the plot, and the only thing I can put it down to is hormones and wedding jitters.

It's real hard for us to think that it's anywhere near a sell.

I was obsessed with Val McDermid's Tony Hill and Carol Jordan books, delightfully twisted stuff.

She started yelling and screaming. She didn't want to go. My dad returned her to custody up here (in the jail), but she was blaming me, saying her kids were going to be taken away from her.

The waitresses are the best I've seen anywhere. They joke and talk with you.