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Jordan sounded like she had really lost the plot, and the only thing I can put it down to is hormones and wedding jitters.


Chelsea Johnson

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CHELSEA SEDOTI Phew, that was a close one. I just didn't seem to be able to get any good waves. I was lucky to get ...
CHELSEA GEORGESON We were able to get them into foster homes within several hours.
CHELSEA SHERIDAN Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag...
CHELSEA HANDLER You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
CHELSEA HANDLER Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not inter...
CHELSEA HANDLER Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
CHELSEA HANDLER You get to learn about different cultures-the different parts of the country. The diversity is diffe...
CHELSEA COWMAN I think it's a great opportunity, especially for students who have wanted to go out of state and cou...
CHELSEA COWMAN We proved we could be safe and secure at home, and still have more allies and friends in the world.
CHELSEA CLINTON Living such an opaque life has forced me never to take transparency, openness, and honesty for grant...
CHELSEA MANNING Don't let your characters tell you what to do. They can be pushy. Some writers say that they cre...
CHELSEA CAIN As I rebuild my life, I remind myself not to relive the past.
CHELSEA MANNING I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people.
CHELSEA HANDLER I love the right words. I think economy and precision of language are important.
CHELSEA CLINTON FKA Twigs is stunning. She has beautiful contemporary and unique sound with an almost psychedelic vi...
CHELSEA LEYLAND We grieve for the loss of life, ... I ask you to redouble your resolve and help your neighbors.
CHELSEA CLINTON I could tell the raciest things these women had ever been involved in was a co-ed game of Connect Fo...
CHELSEA HANDLER Sleep is the real beauty secret, but I don't get enough of that.
CHELSEA LEYLAND There are very few distinctions between el bueno and el malo en la prision militar. Instead of the g...
CHELSEA MANNING My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definit...
CHELSEA HANDLER I think my style is quite grungy and punky. I love the '90s and the music from that time, and I ...
CHELSEA LEYLAND The unique problem for transgender women in prison is that our health and welfare are also the respo...
CHELSEA MANNING I knew all about reading a lot. About how it could take you to a world what was better than the real...
CHELSEA SEDOTI Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see...
CHELSEA HANDLER She didn't mind the streaks of color I'd left on her fur. Unlike me, she didn't see it as a mess.
CHELSEA SEDOTI I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the check and tipped me ...
CHELSEA HANDLER Something about the way she moves through the world does not lend itself to the care of fragile obje...
CHELSEA CAIN You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magaz...
CHELSEA HANDLER For most young Americans I know, 'serving' in the broadest sense now seems like the only thi...
CHELSEA CLINTON I was obsessed with Val McDermid's Tony Hill and Carol Jordan books, delightfully twisted stuff.
CHELSEA CAIN