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Living such an opaque life has forced me never to take transparency, openness, and honesty for granted.


Chelsea Manning

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CAROL WEST Life is a gift. Never take it for granted.
SASHA AZEVEDO Youth is something I never wanna take for granted. I just want to smile and live life.
TYLER, THE CREATOR My career is based on openness and honesty.
KIM KARDASHIAN Communication is something we all take for granted.
MIRIAM MARGOLYES Never take anything for granted.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI Wealth is a relational barrier. It keeps us from having open relationships.
RANDY ALCORN Honesty and openness is always the foundation of insightful dialogue.
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JAMES R. CLAPPER Hidden and guile are words too often practiced by man instead of transparency and openness.
MICHAEL DE CHâTILLON No other country on earth could have provided such tremendous opportunities and we should never take...
JANE D. HULL You can't take life for granted.
JENNIFER LOPEZ Openness, transparency - these are among the few weapons the citizenry has to protect itself from th...
MICHAEL MOORE Authenticity is the litmus test for the honesty, transparency, and trust which are necessary for hea...
SUSAN C. YOUNG We have to remind ourselves that what we take for granted now is hard-won.
MORTEN TYLDUM There's just some magic in truth and honesty and openness.
FRANK OCEAN Exactly this. Maybe in an assistant chair position. I hope I never take this for granted.
BENJAMIN LEVY In reality the workings of your governing system are opaque and covert, while hiding in the chatteri...
BREYTEN BREYTENBACH Transparency and accountability need each other and can be mutually reinforcing. Together they enabl...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.
ERIC BRISTOW It is you, who forced me to take the way of the tit for tat; otherwise, I was not such a person.
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ADRIáN LAMO I value it. You never take it for granted.
EMIL BROWN Never take for granted one’s love for you, always strive to be honest, loving and true.
VIKRANT PARSAI An entire life spent reading would have fulfilled my every desire; I already knew that at the age of...
MICHEL HOUELLEBECQ We live in a culture of secrecy, where hiding and lying are accepted as natural, even though we don�...
PENNEY PEIRCE Transparency is vitally important in what can be a very opaque process in Brussels. We've decided to...
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ANTHONY T. HINCKS I'm a lucky guy. I don't take for granted, for one minute, what I do.
RICHIE SAMBORA Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do somehing...
MITCH ALBOM Social media is your opportunity to reach a massive number of people with transparency, honesty, and...
BRIAN E. BOYD SR. I find that when you open the door toward openness and transparency, a lot of people will follow you...
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JANE ELLIOT Never take safety for granted. Always shake the bushes before you enter.
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JOHN GERZEMA You've always got to work to your highest ability level. When times are great and restaurants ar...
MICHAEL SYMON It's not about conquering, it's about convincing, persuading about our concrete proposals with trans...
EVO MORALES Living life doesn't mean you need to be successful You should be happy and living a happy life which...
ANIKA SHARMA One should show one's scars, not hide them.
MARTY RUBIN Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for granted... but to weigh and consider...
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BLAKE SHELTON Never before has a civilization reached such a degree of a contempt for life; never before has a gen...
RAOUL VANEIGEM When it comes to life the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gr...
GILBERT K. CHESTERTON When it comes to life the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gr...
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EDEN HAZARD My parents taught me honesty, truth, compassion, kindness and how to care for people. Also, they enc...
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M. GRUNDLER It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.
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RAMANA PEMMARAJU . . . not by way of the forced and worn formula of Romaticism, but throught the closeness of an imag...
ALAIN LOCKE We take for granted electricity, water, even concerts. Count your blessings.
DAMIAN MARLEY Firstly, people take for granted that the E.U. has created the biggest economic space in the world.
PETER MANDELSON Sight is something you take for granted until you think you might lose it.
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JOHN STEINBECK We should beat them, but you can never take things for granted. I think we have an exciting mix in t...
JENNY KING And I highly recommend for all the women in the world, even if they're 71, you can never take fo...
SALMA HAYEK There's a lot of things in life we take for granted. Kids in New York City never see stars because t...
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PATRICK LENCIONI America has the highest standard of living of any major country in the entire world. To maintain and...
ALEX TABARROK Being able to travel and see the world really makes me appreciate the blessings in my life. There ar...
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DEEPAK CHOPRA "The best things in life are the simple joys we take for granted." ~ Tom Baker
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REVEREND JEN To imagine that an issue of this magnitude would get such an abbreviated report is unbelievably iron...
ANN SMITH If you keep your eyes so fixed on heaven that you never look at the earth, you will stumble into hel...
AUSTIN O'MALLEY I want to say thanks to the Chelsea fans because I have seen them very, very happy with me for joini...
FERNANDO TORRES Sometimes you sort of take it for granted. But winning state titles, we don't take that for granted.
HANNAH JENSEN And, coaching has never been an option for me.
FRANCO HARRIS Even the oldest trees aren't ashamed to stand naked.
MARTY RUBIN I don't think we've ever taken it [winning the league] for granted. When you win the title, you find...
RYAN GIGGS It's a nightmare feeling. England was such a s--t hole for me. I can never see myself living there a...
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granted. Be proactive about
maintaining and sustaining it<...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Assume Nothing!
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!
Never Forget!
Live e...
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BIANCA KAJLICH They take it for granted.
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KEN WYTSMA If you don't feel the pointed things in life, you'll soon take the soft ones for granted.
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CHELSEA CLINTON For all the tornadoes Arkansas has, and the ones that have hit around Little Rock, we never had one ...
CHELSEA CLINTON I didn't wear my knee brace for the first time, so I really felt like I could move around.
CHELSEA WAGNER We're goof balls. We don't really care a whole lot about what's going on around us, as long as we're...
CHELSEA DAVIS I am excited to work with NBC News to continue to highlight stories of organizations and individuals...
CHELSEA CLINTON Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you ...
CHELSEA HANDLER I read a lot of 'Nancy Drew' books as a kid and considered myself a bit of an amateur detect...
CHELSEA CAIN Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, peopl...
CHELSEA HANDLER I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite th...
CHELSEA HANDLER We play as a team. We don?t have one player. We have many players.
CHELSEA MCTIGUE Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI Phew, that was a close one. I just didn't seem to be able to get any good waves. I was lucky to get ...
CHELSEA GEORGESON We were able to get them into foster homes within several hours.
CHELSEA SHERIDAN Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag...
CHELSEA HANDLER You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
CHELSEA HANDLER Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not inter...
CHELSEA HANDLER Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
CHELSEA HANDLER You get to learn about different cultures-the different parts of the country. The diversity is diffe...
CHELSEA COWMAN I think it's a great opportunity, especially for students who have wanted to go out of state and cou...
CHELSEA COWMAN We proved we could be safe and secure at home, and still have more allies and friends in the world.
CHELSEA CLINTON Don't let your characters tell you what to do. They can be pushy. Some writers say that they cre...
CHELSEA CAIN I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people.
CHELSEA HANDLER I love the right words. I think economy and precision of language are important.
CHELSEA CLINTON