If you can do this with little just think what we could do with a lot.


Phyllis Jones

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If you think you can do it, you can.
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If you can do it, why you won't do it???
If you have chance why you won't use it?
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Don't think what your mind can do, think what YOU can do with it.
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Being able to do what you wish is the best thing in the world!
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If you think you can do better, then do better. Don't compete with anyone; just yourself.
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Think of what this city could do with $87 million.
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Do no look for that ideal person to be with, be that ideal person.
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Happiness is not about what you do, it's about how you do what you do.
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What you do will project you
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Do the thing and you will have the power.
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What matters is the one thing I do know for certain: God is with me.
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Everyone has a gift.
It's up to you to decide what you do with it.
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It is a mistake to do nothing just because you think you can only do a little.
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I Don't Like What I Do, I Love What I Do!
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When I know what to do, everything is so easy.
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People are attracted to who we are more than what we do.
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By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
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Come on! Think of Miandad hitting that six off Sharma. If he could do that, you can do this.
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Do what you love doing.
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It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained.
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28. Feelings are neither right nor wrong. It's what you do with them that causes the problems.
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Where you are with what you have, what you can do.
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If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it.
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It ain't bragging if you can do it.
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
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Think about what they could do with more time.
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You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
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Just do what you love. This is what I am doing.
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Ongea unachoweza kutenda.
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“You can’t do what You ONLY never tried to do.”
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What you do, say, and have reveal who you are.
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…If anything else, all I ever did was love you….
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To do what you love can sometimes be stressful.
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If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life?
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
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You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
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The knowingness of little girls hidden underneath their curls.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!
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Words can sting like anything, but silence breaks the heart.
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Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
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For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.
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There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
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The trouble with gardening is that it does not remain an avocation. It becomes an obsession.
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
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To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.
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A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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The European nations' loss of sovereignty to the EU should be a warning to Americans.
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Those wearing tolerance for a label call other views intolerable.
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My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.
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Sexual harassment on the job is not a problem for virtuous women.
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crumbling under an administration blinded by ideology and a callous indifference to the realities of...
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It's been pretty good so far, but I'm not satisfied.
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Tabitha is a laid-back kid and she's mostly a leader by example, but she's trying to be more of a vo...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
We really stepped it up defensively in the third quarter. To give up only four points in a quarter a...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
She's played at least one game in every position. She's played point guard, two-guard, both forward ...
PHYLLIS ARTHUR
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard
PHYLLIS DILLER
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto
PHYLLIS DILLER
The Bush Administration and Congress should fix the injustices caused by the feminist-enforced Title...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, ...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out
PHYLLIS DILLER
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parent...
PHYLLIS DILLER
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day
PHYLLIS DILLER
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
PHYLLIS DILLER
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser
PHYLLIS DILLER
Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn’t do this I sent the ki...
PHYLLIS DILLER
If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift.
PHYLLIS DILLER
He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thin...
PHYLLIS DILLER
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move
PHYLLIS DILLER
My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me
PHYLLIS DILLER
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up o...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture
PHYLLIS DILLER
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
PHYLLIS DILLER
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to l...
PHYLLIS DILLER
The judges' obsession with smut is astounding.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass
PHYLLIS DILLER
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half
PHYLLIS DILLER
The secret of torture, like the secret of French cuisine, is that nothing is unthinkable.
PHYLLIS ROSE
She's always been the one to volunteer when others don't.
PHYLLIS JACKSON
The worst censors are those prohibiting criticism of the theory of evolution in the classroom.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
The most censored speech in America today is not flag-burning, pornography, or the press.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag
PHYLLIS DILLER
We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.
PHYLLIS KOSS
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type
PHYLLIS DILLER
It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful,...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing
PHYLLIS DILLER
No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United Sta...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY