For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture

We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.

The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it.

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.