We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.


Dave Farber

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We live in relative world with relatives.
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It's the imperfections that make things beautiful
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We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny!
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There is hope for all of us. Well, anyway, if you don't die you live through it, day in, day out.
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The words you can’t find, you borrow.
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However and wherever we are, we must live as if we will never die.
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If I die, I forgive you. If I live we shall see.
PROVERB
If I die, I forgive you. If I live we shall see.
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That's not fair, you know. If we knew when we were going to die, people would lead better lives." TERRY PRATCHETT We can do anything we want, if we stick to it long enough.
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We can do anything we want if we stick to it long enough.
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Live a good long life. Grow old and die after I do. And if you can, die laughing.
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We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.
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If we're honest with ourselves, most of us know the one thing we lack.
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we live to forgive & we die to forget.
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If you live long enough, lots of nice things happen.
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We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough.
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We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough
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We all live under some repression; we have to, it's part of the deal.
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We have to believe it enough that it changes how we live.
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Because you can only die once but you can suffer forever.
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Here's proof that if you live long enough, anything is possible.
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You die I die, I die you die; we are ONE. You die I live, I die you live; that is just UNFAIR.
EPHDAN
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I prefer to be busy all day long, and when you work for someone else, you're not busy enough.
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What we live by we die by.
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DAVE BARRY
If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY
Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY
We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS
You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS
It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS
Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY
Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT
You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS
Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT
I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS
Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT
It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY
In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT
I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY
When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY
I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER
At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT
It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL