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I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
Dave Barry
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You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
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I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
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Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
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I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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