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I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
Dave Barry
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Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
— Dave Barry
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You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
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If you have an issue, get a tissue.
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Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
— Anonymous
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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