Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower taxes- and who has not proceeded to vote for the very spending projects that make tax cuts impossible? Barry M

Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.