It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it.

Dave Barry

Dave Barry

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Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence

— Napoleon Bonaparte

automatic scholarships to Niger Delta indigenes so as to give them higher levels of competence to enable them compete for higher level jobs in the petroleum industry.

— The Committee

I would rather have five energetic and competent enemies than one fool friend.

— Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

The most authentic thing about us is our capacity to create, to overcome, to endure, to transform, to love and to be greater than our suffering.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

— Dr. Laurence J. Peter