I think it is absolutely safe to go on the cruises.


Dave Forney

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The message coming from Dave is absolutely spot-on,
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Dave just said, 'This program will go on -- it has to go on,'
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Oh absolutely it worries me. You try to move to an area you think is safe for your children to grow ...
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I don't think Dave is going to do anymore (episodes)
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I don't think Dave is going to do anymore (episodes).
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I don't like cruises. Period. My biggest nightmare is being stuck on a boat.
JOE FLANIGAN
I think that Dave Halle ought to be congratulated.
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The definition of 'safe' is not strictly an engineering term; it's a societal term. Does...
HENRY PETROSKI
I think it is wrong. I don't think it is safe to work with these foreign companies.
DAN HALL
That's all right. You can call me Frodo. Go on, Dave, it's okay.
ELIJAH WOOD
Its absolutely safe. We've conducted studies in the past, and studies very clearly show that air on ...
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The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board.
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Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
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Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
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Dave always said, very clearly, that if anything ever happened to him, he wanted the program to go o...
DOROTHY BROWN
I don't think Dave is going to do anymore, ... We shot about eight shows for the third season and th...
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Dave was a great teammate. He was probably the most skilled player on the team. Whenever I scored a ...
PAUL WILLIAMSON
It is what it is, it is what you make it.
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To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS...
Hockey Canada believes in a safe environment for all players and commends commissioner Dave Branch a...
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I didn't carry on very well the first three or four months. Then one day I decided it was time for m...
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I, a singular proper noun, would go on, if always in a conditional tense.
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While both these statements refer to eggs, the main difference between these two rather irking state...
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Mick and Dave, they've been on the movie a year and a half. Before we even started shooting they wer...
CHARLES SHYER
Dave told Porter he should go to Bellevue down the road here.
GARY KATZ
Seasoning in something like this is always helpful. I think this will help Dave down the road.
HARRY WELLS
Monies raised from the cruises will go to support the non-profit organization's efforts for travelin...
BETH WOOD
I think more and more people these days go for the safe option in film making.
KATE WINSLET
I think it?s a very good idea. If it can work, Dave?s the person who can make it (happen).
DICK HANDBURY
I've been asked to do various types of cruises.
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Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything the...
ANDREA GIBSON
Although I cannot see your face
As you flip these poems awhile,
Somewhere from some far-of...
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I like being infamous. I think it is safe being a cult.
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I absolutely lost it out there on the greens. I'll probably go snap this putter in about eight piece...
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We think the drinking water on aircraft is safe to drink and has been.
KATHERINE ANDRUS
If you really want to cover the story, if you believe in what you're doing, you have absolutely no c...
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SANDRA M. MICHELLE
Dave is very good defensively on his feet.
DON COOLEY
Several ships have (the outbreaks), but it's not a cruise ship problem. It's a people problem.
DAVE FORNEY
It has to be addressed immediately. It should not take four days. Then it becomes a health problem.
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We suspect that people are probably coming on board with the virus. On a cruise ship, people are out...
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We strongly feel this is predominantly person-to-person, spread through hand-to-mouth activity, and ...
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In situations where I've talked directly to the port authorities, after they have understood, it has...
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It looks as though there's been a change, but two points do not make a trend. We will have to calcul...
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These numbers, we think, reflect all the work that they did in cleaning and sanitizing the ship.
DAVE FORNEY
Obviously, we'd like to get there as a team. They're young, but I want to get it in their heads.
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I think that's absolutely fair game. Why is he intoxicated if he's on duty?
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I am Happy and satisfied with what I am. 10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will...
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I think the innovative idea is absolutely wonderful. I'm excited about it personally.
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It is easy to hold on, but it is difficult to let it go.
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It is tough to say what has influenced me the most because I know that Mozart makes me think better,...
MACKENZIE ASTIN
I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is.
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The fact that I am Latino is not a secret. There's not much I can do about that. It is what it i...
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Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
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I think it is absolutely crazy in this day and age that I have to go through a trial and error metho...
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Practice, it is said, makes perfect. But is it ethical to practice? And I absolutely think it is not...
ALAN COLMAN
I think we need to be prepared. Our goal is to keep it safe again, this year,
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I had Bill and Dave walk up the driveway and go into the old garage, and they started reminiscing,
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To stand on the
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Dave really is sorry, deeply sorry for the things he's done. Dave is willing to do the penance he ha...
MIKE DEVINE
The best thing I think about me and Dave as a creative team is, we don't have to work together. We b...
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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he's dead.
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I think creativity is spiritual. I absolutely believe that.
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It is absolutely sideways action. I don't think anyone wants to do anything one way or another.
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We always tell people that no ice is safe ice. The only time you know you can't go through is when y...
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Tell your story to the universe and Let your actions speak LOVE.' No matter what it is.
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I think the U.S. and ourselves are on the horns of an absolutely impossible dilemma.
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People think I'm crazy and reckless but I'm absolutely not... I'm soooo safe and soooo c...
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VIEW FROM A HILL

I am not yet quite over it.
I am lying down on top of it.
Surv...
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I know how Dave [Mellor] is. He's very meticulous. It was in great condition.
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I've chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all the...
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When I see something, I go for it.
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It is absolutely the 21st century, maybe the 22nd. They are so smart to know that they can't just se...
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I've chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all...
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It is a lie.
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When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci...
DEYTH BANGER

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It has to be addressed immediately. It should not take four days. Then it becomes a health problem.
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Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT
I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS
Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT
It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY
In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT
I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY
When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY
I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER
At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT
It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL
I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL
There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL
My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL
Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL
Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL
My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL
I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL
In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL
I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL
Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL
I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL
When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it.
DAVE GROHL
Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
DAVE GROHL
When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
DAVE GROHL
There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ...
DAVE GROHL
If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL
Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
DAVE GROHL