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Sleep is the breakfast of champions. This morning I had two big bowls full, each two hours deep.


Jarod Kintz

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STEFAN D It's what two people would do over breakfast in the morning.
RICK KAPLAN I have two of them in the morning. I enjoy it for breakfast. It can be a treat.
ERIC DAHL All movie magic! Two hours of makeup every morning.
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WINONA RYDER Even though I need only two or three hours' sleep a night, there are never enough hours in the d...
CELIA HAMMOND How do you live a long life? Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
HARRY S TRUMAN How do you live a long life? "Take a two- mile walk every morning before breakfast."
HARRY S. TRUMAN How do you live a long life? ''Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.''
HARRY S TRUMAN Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
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WILL ADVISE Friendship is the result of two spirits seeing the full truth of each other.
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ELIZABETH SOMER It's very nice to have two silver medals. Yesterday morning after breakfast I had to return my bronz...
MARTINA GLAGOW Each tree will give two gallons of sap in 24 hours.
DALE CARSON The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition
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TWO CHAINZ My whole story is just about me having a second chance.
TWO CHAINZ I enjoy being in control, having a lot of creative control.
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TWO CHAINZ I want to be a successful landlord. I like real estate.
TWO CHAINZ I had incorrectly, for all of my adult life until 2008, believed the biggest voting myth that exists...
TWO CHAINZ I wake up each and every day with a smile on my face knowing I get to do something musically.
TWO CHAINZ In my 8th grade yearbook picture I had on 2 chains.
TWO CHAINZ I can say sincerely, don't take your voice for granted. It is truly what makes us all equal.
TWO CHAINZ In my day, at 12 years old, which was 38 years ago, we worked out in summer months for two and a hal...
MARK SPITZ There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem t...
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JIM BUTCHER I love breakfast - I like going to sleep at night because I know I get to wake up and eat in the mor...
CHARLES MICHAEL DAVIS My favorite fall or winter lunch is big steaming bowls of soup. I usually invite people for around 1...
INA GARTEN If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at t...
WILL ADVISE We now know a great deal about adolescent sleep. Biological clocks shift by two hours after puberty....
JODI MINDELL Finish each day before you begin the next, and interpose a solid wall of sleep between the two. This...
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MITCH HEDBERG I am grateful every morning I wake up. I've a big family full of kids, who laugh all the time an...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Having those champions is great in just two years.
DAVE VINING On December 17, 1984, I had surgery to remove two inches of my left lung due to pneumonia. After two...
RYAN WHITE He had tried everything, cutting down (many devices), pipes, cigars, even cold turkey. He had quit o...
JOHN BERRYMAN The greatest job I ever had was working on my family farm. Each morning my father would come into my...
ARMSTRONG WILLIAMS Every highlight they show is him smacking the crap out of the quarterback. So then I put my baby dow...
JEFF GRIMES The Tarahumara would party like this all night, then rouse themselves the next morning to face off i...
CHRISTOPHER MCDOUGALL There were two hours that couldn't be accounted for.
BETTY HILL I, of course, meditate for two hours every morning. It's part of my schedule; I wake up at 4 a.m...
DEEPAK CHOPRA My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that he's dead and gone, he's a ghost French wizar...
WILL ADVISE Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been ...
ROALD DAHL Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone...
CHRIS COLFER They are the current world record holder, the current world champions and the two-time Olympic champ...
ROCH PILON Nick drank the coffee, the coffee according to Hopkins. The coffee was bitter. Nick laughed. It made...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY We've beaten them two times this season and we have to say: we want to be champions, this is our goa...
DAVID JAROLIM One day I spent the entire day here and ate breakfast and lunch and had two rounds of teas and had t...
ANDREW WOLF I work out two, two and a half hours a day.
HENRY CAVILL All I know is I could bend for two hours.
LYNDSEY MEDDERS A picture is worth a thousand words, but the way I paint I'm going to need to contact an editor. Eve...
JAMES LEE SCHMIDT To treat a big subject in the intensely summarized fashion demanded by an evening's traffic of the s...
HENRY JAMES I was so lucky to walk away with two Super Bowls and know that the last year was positive.
JOHN ELWAY When I come out on the road of a morning, when I have had a night's sleep and perhaps a breakfast, a...
FRANK DELANEY He was only there for two hours. He never got a chance to know what bunk he was going to sleep in.
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CRYSTAL WOODS When you are old and gray and full of sleep, and nodding by the fire, take down this book and slowly...
WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS When you are old and grey and full of sleep, and nodding by the fire, take down this book and slowly...
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VIKRANT PARSAI I've been a starting running back in the league most of my career. I've had 1,000-yard seasons. I've...
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PHILIP DOW I don't know what to say; I did not expect this. We practiced for about two hours and we all got alo...
DANIELLE DAVIS I had anything but a happy childhood. Two words: lonely and deep. I was very lonely and way too deep...
LISA MARIE PRESLEY I can write for any magazine now, in any voice. I can do it in two hours, I could do it in my sleep,...
ANN PATCHETT He grunted. 'You have the courage of a warrior.'
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KATE LEVERING Yeah. Just think, if I had been there the speeches would have gone on even longer. Maybe two hours!
MARIO CUOMO They were full of suspicion and wonder, which I had grown to recognize as two very dangerous things.
ERIN FORBES Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.
MAHATMA GANDHI “Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.”
MAHATMA GANDHI I didn't sleep for two days thinking about this game. Reed has too many good shooters.
BRIAN VOYLES They are two great champions. I have beaten two of the best skaters in the world. I think every athl...
ENRICO FABRIS I'll get seven hours sleep a night, but after breakfast, I'll have an hour just resting, to ...
ANTHONY JOSHUA When you are old and grey and full of sleep
And nodding by the fire, take down this book, W.B. YEATS The differences between the two sides are very big. We mutually acknowledged each other's concerns.
KIM CHOL HO

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