A traditional doctor gets paid to push pills, vaccinate, radiate, and basically exterminate people. No different than a contract killer—except the hit man is more honest, as he doesn’t claim to be helping humanity. Holistic medicine is the only way to go.
Jarod Kintz
Related To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be. JEFFREY FRY You know," Daddy said, "it's some that can live their whole life out without asking about it and it'... FLANNERY O'CONNOR I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at t... WILL ADVISE A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE War is no solution to peace. BEN OAK We are born different to make a difference. LISA R. REYNOLDS The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON If I were offering hip replacement services I'd use Jarod Kintz as my spokesman. No one can possibly... WILL ADVISE Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he’s like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of M... RYAN LILLY More than any woman I ever knew, she comforted.' -Mrs. Huxley about Emma DEBORAH HEILIGMAN That's silly,' said Martha. 'Friends should always tell each other the truth. JAMES MARSHALL Kindness is the essence of greatness and the fundamental characteristic of the noblest men and women... JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN In this long eternal quest to be more like our Savior, may we try to be “perfect” men and women ... JEFFREY R. HOLLAND And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You ju... JOAN BAUER There is no tomorrow to remember if we don’t do something today, and to live most fully today, we ... THOMAS S. MONSON Beauty—real everlasting beauty—lives not on our faces, but in our attitude and our actions. It l... JUSTINA CHEN We will expose him to the community so he'll no longer be known as a mom-and-pop doctor. He is going... RANDALL TERRY Honesty is a complex and tricky thing, and we don't want to be honest all the time. DAN ARIELY A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT The sad heart needs work to do. JOAN BAUER Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Si... WILL ADVISE Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m... AMBER SMITH I have to be honest - I don't love guns. VANESSA FERLITO I'm often uncomfortable with girliness, to be honest. ELIZABETH REASER The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE Remember that yours is not the only heart that may be wishing for love. CAMERON DOKEY To be honest, I've only been to one concert, and it was Aerosmith. Aerosmith and Slash. SHAWN MENDES Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... If God give you strength and courage, don't use it to intimidate people or overpower them, rather us... ANTHONY LICCIONE Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE The man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does. NAPOLEON HILL To be honest, I enjoy all different types of films and experiences. ABBIE CORNISH I drank more wine when I wasn't working as much, to be honest. THOMAS KELLER Like the vital rudder of a ship, we have been provided a way to determine the direction we travel. T... THOMAS S. MONSON There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the p... EPICTETUS We must be more and more to each other, my dear wife.' -Charles Darwin to wife Emma upon loss of dau... DEBORAH HEILIGMAN I wish you knew how I value you; and what an inexpressible blessing it is to have one whom one can a... DEBORAH HEILIGMAN I'm about to do something very clever and a tiny bit against the rules of the universe. It's importa... TOMMY DONBAVAND Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER - Why is depression the blues and not the grays? - Because racer! -Jarod Kintz and Stefan... STEFAN D PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL NATALIE URQUIETA I made a mistake, ... and he gets paid to hit mistakes. GARY MAJEWSKI And as you come to know Him, you're becoming like Him. The more you are like Him, the more different... CRAIG GROESCHEL I think that many people will intentionally overlook all of the lifeless facts about their relations... C. JOYBELL C. To be honest, I've just become a Steelers fan. NATE TORRENCE To be honest, I'm scared to death of rollercoaster rides. LIAM NEESON The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m... ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt... ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank... ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ... ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate... ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ... ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices. ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag... ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future. ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea... ANDREW TO Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly; In my own way, and with my full consent. Say... EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY A man can never hope to be more than he is if he is not first honest about what he isn’t. DON WILLIAMS, JR A man can never hope to be more than he is if he is not first honest about what he isn’t. DON WILLIAMS JR The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man. DIOGENES OF SINOPE Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is nev... A WALK TO REMEMBER God is so cruel," she murmured reflectively, as though answering him. "Yes," he admitted, from ... EDWARD HOAGLAND A man can never hope to be more than he is if he is not first honest about what he isnt. DON WILLIAMS, JR Sex joins two people spiritually and emotionally as well as physically. This is its purpose-to bond ... CRAIG GROESCHEL The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the wo... SAMORA MACHEL How to be a Poet (to remind myself) Make a place to sit down. Sit down. Be quiet. <... WENDELL BERRY if it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don't do it. unless it... CHARLES BUKOWSKI It is better to be a pragmatist than a lunatic. DEBASISH MRIDHA If you were to ask Jarod Kintz what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with ... STEFAN D To love is to act. VICTOR HUGO When our lips parted, he sighed. “I love those eyes, angel. When they look at me, I feel like anyt... BIJOU HUNTER The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ... GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL To be, or not to be, that is the question. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE A picture is worth a thousand words, but the way I paint I'm going to need to contact an editor. Eve... JAMES LEE SCHMIDT He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. CRAIG GROESCHEL I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. DEYTH BANGER I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who ... NEIL GAIMAN When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is. LJUPKA CVETANOVA Each of us is under a divinely spoken obligation to reach out with pardon and mercy and to forgive o... DIETER F. UCHTDORF
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JAROD KINTZ My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.
JAROD KINTZ It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you. JAROD KINTZ I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself.
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