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People won't buy study guides for a dollar, but they will pay 100 dollars for test answers. A ‪#startup‬‬‬‬ should keep this mentality in mind.


Jarod Kintz

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KAREN CHRISTENSEN My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that he's dead and gone, he's a ghost French wizar...
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WILL ADVISE When you're reaching the end of the semester and you just wanna die. Coffin Making 101 is literally ...
KAREN QUAN When you will, they wont, when you wont, they will.
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J.R. MORALES I learned there were lots of realities in the world.
HARUKI MURAKAMI I knew everything happened for a reason. I just wished the reason would hurry up and make itself kno...
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KAREN QUAN What do I look for in a friend?
You!
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GARRY BETTY you weren't mine to begin with.
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