I used to think that when I grew up there wouldn't be so many rules. Back in elementary school there were rules about what entrance you used in the morning, what door you used going home, when you could talk in the library, how many paper towels you could use in the rest room, and how many drinks of water you could get during recess. And there was always somebody watching to make sure.

What I'm finding out about growing older is that there are just as many rules about lots of things, but there's nobody watching.


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PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom.
PHYLLIS THEROUS
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
PHYLLIS DILLER
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done...
PHYLLIS DILLER
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
PHYLLIS DILLER
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
PHYLLIS DILLER
To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.
PHYLLIS THEROUX
The advance planning and sense stimuli employed to capture a $10 million cigarette or soap market ar...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages ...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
PHYLLIS DILLER
Women are the fulfilled sex. Through our children we are able to produce our own immortality, so we ...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, ra...
PHYLLIS DILLER
There is a strong correlation between belief in evolution and liberal views on government control, p...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Men should stop treating feminists like ladies, and instead treat them like the men they say they wa...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
PHYLLIS DILLER
I don't think the GOP is going to die; I think Trump is going to revive it.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
My college degree is from a great university in 1944. I got my master's at Harvard graduate scho...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
This is one of the great games in the country. Rutgers has outstanding guard play, especially if the...
PHYLLIS MANGINA
I went through college while working a full-time manual-labor job, and I don't regret a minute o...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
What you learn from my life is, first of all, that anybody can be a leader. You can be a leader. I w...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Gay activist groups are already starting to instruct same-sex couples to file joint income tax retur...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Big Brother is on the march. A plan to subject all children to mental health screening is underway, ...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
[However, noting that the women thus accused of witchcraft] belonged to the same ethnic and national...
PHYLLIS CHESLER
Congress should pass legislation to remove from the federal courts their jurisdiction to hear these ...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
I hope that things can change in a way that will make it possible to cure the children that are now ...
PHYLLIS BENNIS
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
PHYLLIS DILLER
After Big Media, U.S. colleges and universities are the biggest enemies of the values of red-state A...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
We're all doing it. We're all exhausted.
PHYLLIS MOEN
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done...
PHYLLIS DILLER
The European nations' loss of sovereignty to the EU should be a warning to Americans.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, ran...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Our public school system is our country's biggest and most inefficient monopoly, yet it keeps de...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
It is long overdue for parents to realize they have the right and duty to protect our children again...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Those wearing tolerance for a label call other views intolerable.
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
In a world of inhumanity, war and terrorism, American citizenship is a very precious possession.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
God made them? You think God made them? Did God call White Flower Farm and order the bulbs? Did God ...
PHYLLIS ROSE
Perhaps that is what love is: the momentary or prolonged refusal to think of another person in terms...
PHYLLIS ROSE
The media has bought into the whole social revolution, the Kinsey ideas, and has been completely tak...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
The most frequent complaint I hear from college students is that professors inject their leftist pol...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
There are thousands of Ten Commandments plaques or monuments all over the country, and lawsuits to r...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
It's not the physical location of birth that defines citizenship, but whether your parents are c...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
The justices have constitutionally protected obscenity in libraries, filth over cable television, an...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are ...
PHYLLIS BATTELLE
When I go out, I love to put on mascara and lipstick, but I simply don't have time for leisurely...
PHYLLIS LOGAN
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Feminists don't honor successful women. You never hear them talking about Margaret Thatcher. Tak...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
I believe that the worst thing the liberals did in this country was the Lyndon Johnson welfare syste...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
They fed them rice with maggots in it. He said the guys who couldn't eat it died.
PHYLLIS LEHMAN
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off
PHYLLIS DILLER
But the kitchen will not come into its own again until it ceases to be a status symbol and becomes a...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY