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All of us want to do well. But if we do not do good, too, then doing well will never be enough.
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Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do.
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We did do some good things (late).
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RICK ASTER
I've never had three freshmen starting at any time. We send 'em out there, but we can't have great e...
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Most people change their ways at the point of death, sometimes it works but some times its too late.
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CHARLOTTE JONES
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ASHLEY HOLIDAY
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We have a tendency to worship great people but do not adapt their ideas in our lives.
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Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day.
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ALEX BROOKS
The bulk of our applications come in from November to the end of January, but there are some that wi...
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JERRY YANG
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CLAIRE COOK
I love leaving the door open to good ideas. I love the collaborative swirl. I get charged by problem...
RON HOWARD
We have doors too. They're open, and he's never come across. We have continuously asked our official...
BENNY JOHNSON
They're really good hitters. We made some critical defensive mistakes, but I liked the way my team d...
TIFFANI AIRMET
He's a great player, but we did win by nine, so we have some great players, too.
MIKE D'ANTONI
That 3-2 zone gave us some trouble. We broke it up last time with some good shots outside, but we di...
ANGIE LUCIER
Maybe some good is going to come out this in the future. It is gratifying. As far as our clients are...
JAMES HACKER
Don't you quit. You keep walking. You keep trying. There is help and happiness ahead. Some blessings...
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I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're idea...
ADAM SAVAGE
The new opportunity is to think all day, patent a bunch of quasi-innovative ideas, and then wait a f...
DEREK KERTON
He said now you're gonna have colored baby chicks aren't you?. He made it a point to come get 'em. M...
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Last time we played them, they made some runs and we didn't have any answers. This time LC made a co...
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The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have.
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We've come up with a lot of ideas, but we seem to be struggling on which are the most important.
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Was there any fate more bitter than to get what you long for most, when it's too late?
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I want all of these folks connected. We're all doing too much reinventing of the wheel, ... The Inte...
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Most of us will do anything to become good except change our way of living.
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We need a miracle now of course and it has given a great boost to Chelsea. But we can't give up beca...
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We have a great location and facilities. We have things to do here that will attract people to come ...
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History has shown us that when we wait until we get on the ground to come up with a strategy in real...
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A great way to LIVE is to BE, DO, and HAVE all the things you really, really, really want before you...
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I have learned to respect ideas, wherever they come from. Often they come from clients. Account exec...
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We did what we had to do here. But Everett is very good at home, and they feed off their fans. We've...
DON HAY
What you do when you don't have to do it will determine what you are when it's too late to do anythi...
UNKNOWN
I had a good year, but those guys had good years, too. It could have gone to any of us. I know it wa...
JASPER JOHNSON
We come too late to say anything which has not been said already
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We got what we basically needed. We got a great pitching performance from Mock to keep us in the gam...
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Our greatest lack is not money for any undertaking, but rather ideas, If the ideas are good, cash wi...
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Residents told us that some people had died and others were injured but we do not have any figures y...
MICHEL BONNARDEAUX
He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care that we do not enjoy it any m...
SAMUEL BUTLER
He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most; God will take care that we do not enjoy it any m...
SAMUEL BUTLER
We do not ask the right questions when we are young, so we miss the important answers. Now it is too...
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I see a bright future for him, but like any new player, Jesse's going to have to earn it. He'll have...
GREG MARSHALL
There will be some voter-friendly, or shall we say patronizing, legislation. We'll see some trash, b...
BRIAN BALLARD
The Bible says today is the accepted time, today is the day of salvation... But there will come a ti...
BILLY GRAHAM
God will not permit any troubles to come upon us, unless He has a specific plan by which great bless...
PETER MARSHALL
Most of us don't invent ideas. We take the best ideas from someone else.
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They did a good job and were patient because most of the shots they hit were late in the shot clock....
ROBERT DAVENPORT
Had she come too late?
TUI T. SUTHERLAND
Since he taught us all of this and raised us to be good, maybe some day the light bulb will come on.
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We obviously come up with these ideas based on the storytelling, what's cool to us. But then our mas...
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Finn stood abruptly. "We need to follow 'em."
"But aren't they followin' us? If we go after th...
ASHLYN CHASE
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
CASEY STENGEL
We feel that we are going to have a great success here in Brooklyn, a theater that everybody will be...
MAGIC JOHNSON
there are worse things
than being alone
but it often takes
decades to realize this CHARLES BUKOWSKI
With great ideas come great changes. Bitcoin's that.
CAMERON WINKLEVOSS
Most of us can do more than we think but usually do less than we think we have.
VIKRANT PARSAI
It's not going to do any good for the pumpkin crop this year. They're already gone, you might say. T...
DANNY JOHNSON
Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will be judged by only one thing-the resu...
VINCE LOMBARDI
Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will be judged by only one thing-the resu...
VINCE LOMBARDI
but it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs--all traces of our love will be scatt...
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Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
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There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
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My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
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I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
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The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
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The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
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Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
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We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
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Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Live so that you wouldn
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
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I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
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This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
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Lord, let me live until I die.
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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
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You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
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There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
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Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
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In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in...
WILL ROGERS
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
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You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
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Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
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You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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All I know is what I read in the papers
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Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
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The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
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Common sense ain't common.
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
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Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
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Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS
You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
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For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS
I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
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