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You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.


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You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance...in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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