Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else

We do not know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.