When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

The amateur tweets. The pro works.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.