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TIM JACKSON First, people don't read novels off screens, and they don't have a tendency to shell out rea...
JACK L. CHALKER Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half.
JOHN WANAMAKER Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that ...
DREW CAREY One thing that's great about firefighters: If they don't have the equipment they desperately...
DENIS LEARY People who need therapy are in Afghanistan. They've seen horrible human cruelty and degradation,...
DAVID CHASE I don't spend on expensive brands. I don't need foreign holidays.
OM PURI I have not cared for money, and I enjoy working. Money comes my way. People work hard so they get en...
MANOJ BHARGAVA He says to us: They don't really do anything. Then he adds: But of course there is not a lot for the...
LYDIA DAVIS I have developed a very strong partiality for the dead: they don't talk back, they don't sue...
RON CHERNOW I don't really have any interest in allowing other people's kind of idiotic, unnecessary, ei...
ANDY BIERSACK The health insurance industry does not like to pay out claims, because they don't make money. Th...
MICHAEL MOORE Younger people have greatest fears. Why is that? Because they don't know the plot. They don'...
MARGARET ATWOOD A lot of people who curate in the business, and curate the art, don't really have good artistic ...
Q-TIP A lot of people don't like to win. They actually don't know how to win, and they don't l...
DONALD TRUMP In Mexico, they don't have birth certificates... They don't have registration cards for vote...
PETE GALLEGO Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
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ROY H. WILLIAMS They spend an awful lot of money on I-don't-know-what in Hollywood movies; I certainly didn'...
ADAM GARCIA And I think the more money you put in people's hands, the more they will spend. And if they don&...
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG We're not going to cure terrorism and spread peace and goodwill in the Middle East by killing in...
CINDY SHEEHAN People have said, 'You don't need to do any more biopics. You don't need to play any mor...
CHADWICK BOSEMAN That kind of forgiveness is of God. And if they have it, they have it, and if they don't, well, mayb...
JAMES C. DOBSON When the vision is clear, the results will appear. Keep your mindset positive as you work your plan,...
GERMANY KENT I don't want to buy something that has harmed anyone. This is my absolutely strongest belief, an...
BRUNELLO CUCINELLI Why is it that we want what we don't have, yet we can't see what we do have?
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Fashion isn't something you can buy; you need to have the sense of it, and most people don't...
CARINE ROITFELD The culture is about moving to a place where tobacco and smoking isn't part of normal life: peop...
ANDREW LANSLEY My goal is to show girls that I'm fighting so they don't have to, so they don't have to ...
ALEX MORGAN So many fail because they don't get started - they don't go. They don't overcome inertia...
BEN STEIN People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they...
GEORGE CARLIN I think there's so much feeling among young girls where they feel like they have to be this perf...
NIALL HORAN Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
LARRY DAVID People say, 'Well, why don't they get another job, why don't they pick themselves up by ...
CAROLYN CHUTE Most people don't think about race as much as I do. They don't have to.
CHANG-RAE LEE If you don't have public hangings for bad culture in a company, if you don't take people out...
JACK WELCH If you are dissatisfied with what you have,
Then you will never be satisfied with what you have...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Getting older is baggage for so many people but I don't spend time on things I can't control...
CHRISTY TURLINGTON I do a lot of referendums. They can't talk back. They don't have wives. They don't have ...
ROGER STONE The scary thing is that players have a one-upsmanship about money; they sign a contract and they lik...
JOE GREENE I think people need to have fun with whatever they're doing - makeup, their clothes, music, live...
KESHA Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there.
WILL SMITH What is the price of justice? What is the price of justice? When bail is set unreasonably high, peop...
LORETTA LYNCH People don't appreciate music any more. They don't adore it. They don't buy vinyl and ju...
LAURA MARLING There's a lot of stuff they don't teach you in the mythical editors' school. They don...
BILL KELLER I don't have a craving for money. And I don't have a craving for fame.
DAMIEN RICE We can't let people down when they can't get any medical care, when they're sick and don...
DONALD TRUMP I don't dabble and spend much mind or time dealing with, I don't know, people's percepti...
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY I'd love to tell actors about all the things they don't need to worry about. Less is more. I...
SIGOURNEY WEAVER You don't have a balanced life if you don't have art.
AGNES GUND Prisons don't rehabilitate, they don't punish, they don't protect, so what the hell do t...
JERRY BROWN Action films unfortunately don't let you spend a lot of time sitting. So you don't have much...
CHRIS PINE In 2004, the FDA urged drug companies to adopt a 'Don't ask, don't tell' policy with respect to thei...
IRVING KIRSCH I don't blame homosexuals for being angry when people say they've made a choice to be gay, b...
JAMES DOBSON I've made apologies to people I needed to, but I can't apologise to people I don't know ...
SIENNA MILLER People don't understand the logistics of advertising. To have the ads purchased and run, you nee...
SUSAN WOJCICKI Normally, most writers don't say, 'I'm going into a mild hypnotic trance.' Typically...
MADISON SMARTT BELL I think that young women and little girls need to see that they don't have to be the damsel in d...
OCTAVIA SPENCER I have had some problems because the French don't like people to have success, they don't li...
ALAIN PROST I'm the youngest of four kids. There's something in me that will always be the youngest chil...
DAVID MORRISSEY I don't know what's the matter with people: they don't learn by understanding; they lear...
RICHARD P. FEYNMAN British people don't express when they are in pain. They don't think it's elegant.
MONICA BELLUCCI You don't need money to be free. You can just say if you don't need stuff, you're always...
MALIK BENDJELLOUL It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don...
GARY NEVILLE When I said yes, i will
When I said no, I don't
When I said I have, I give
When I s...
SAMINU KANTI Food is celebratory. People who don't cook don't know how much fun they're missing.
LEO BUSCAGLIA It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have han...
MITCH HEDBERG I don't ever want to be perfect,
Cause I'm a singer that you
Never want to see shirtless
ED SHEERAN One of the biggest gaps in sports is the difference between the winning and losing teams of the Supe...
JOHN MADDEN Something as curious as the monarchy won't survive unless you take account of people's attit...
PRINCE CHARLES Most people don't understand the Electoral College; they don't know why it exists.
TOM GOLISANO People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cooki...
SUZE ORMAN I don't spend much money on clothes; I never did.
LAUREN HUTTON I don't think geometric art is... I don't like to call it that. I don't think it's a...
DONALD JUDD All those people who go to NASCAR and sing country & western songs and live in Tennessee, they t...
AL STEWART There's not much money in Tallahassee. Not many people can leave Tallahassee because they don...
T-PAIN I need the money. People don't understand how little money you make in a band.
EVAN DANDO People surround themselves in their houses with things they don't really need, that they have to...
ELSA PERETTI Never negotiate with kids. They don't have life experience, and they don't have repercussion...
GENE SIMMONS I don't like labels. I don't understand the need for them. When you define yourself a certai...
EDDIE HUANG I oughta be rich. But, you know, if you don't spend all your time looking after money, somebody ...
ROBERT CRUMB That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem - hard to figure out. A lot ...
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our mu...
BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG For better or worse, a lot of people who build things don't want to part ways. They don't ha...
CAMERON WINKLEVOSS There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they ...
MARC MARON I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.
MIKE TYSON I don't pay attention to celebrities. I don't photograph them. They don't dress so... in...
BILL CUNNINGHAM Our world is afflicted by poverty. Don't spend all this money on clothes!
CAITLIN MORAN A strong work of art really leaves people speechless. They feel a little angry because they don'...
MICHAEL HEIZER I don't spend money on the lavish life, but I spend on excessive green juices.
RILEY KEOUGH There's something about me that suggests I don't have an intelligent atom in me at all. So p...
JENNIFER COOLIDGE People don't want to serve apprenticeships any more. Kids expect to be paid and treated really w...
DALEY THOMPSON It's not that people don't like classical music. It's that they don't have the chanc...
GUSTAVO DUDAMEL A lot of people simply don't realize their potential because they're just so risk adverse. T...
BEN CARSON Most people don't grow up. It's too damn difficult. What happens is most people get older. T...
MAYA ANGELOU Here in the big city people spend their time thinking about work and about money; they don't giv...
ADRIANA LIMA People don't listen to terrestrial radio. They don't find their music that way. They don'...
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WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
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WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
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WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
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WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
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WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
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WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
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WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
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WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
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WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
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WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
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WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
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WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
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WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
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