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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.


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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a ta...
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a ta...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS Today it takes more brains and effort to make out the income tax form than it does to make the incom...
ALFRED NEUMAN Today it takes more brains and effort to make out the income tax form than it does to make the incom...
ALFRED E. NEUMAN If you took the sales-tax deduction instead of the income-tax deduction when you itemized, then your...
BOB SCHARIN If you have a value-added tax you will have bigger government. When the dust settled 10 years in the...
DANIEL MITCHELL We will lower the tax burden on middle-class Americans by asking the very wealthy to pay their fair ...
, "PUTTING PEOPLE FIRST", 1992 It is as if you had a second job and are paying income tax on it.
BRUCE NORRIS Income tax time is when you test your powers of deduction.
SHELBY FRIEDMAN An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
FRED ALLEN An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt.
FRED ALLEN When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of in...
PLATO I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any for...
BARACK OBAMA Common sense told us that when you put a big tax on something, the people will produce less of it. S...
RONALD REAGAN If you have to change the law to get more money, that's a tax increase, and Americans for Tax Re...
GROVER NORQUIST I support both a Fair Tax and a Flat Tax plan that would dramatically streamline the tax system. A F...
RALPH HALL In 2010 the U.S. will have a payroll tax rate increase, an estate tax increase, and income tax incre...
ARTHUR LAFFER I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
MILTON BERLE This would be a tax increase on low and middle-income Americans.
DAN GRISWOLD I think, you know, when you're a teenager, sometimes your emotions are a little bit more drastic...
BRENDON URIE When there is an income tax, the just will pay more and the unjust less
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CARLY FIORINA The state doesn't match anything on anything or give you any financial incentive besides the tax bre...
KYLE HERRMAN When you talk about a tax plan that has to make it through Congress, you can't alienate the blue sta...
JOSEPH THORNDIKE The truth is, our corporate income taxes are some of the highest in the world, and frankly, in my ju...
JIM JORDAN I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
MILTON BERLE When you want to do your homework, fill out your tax return, or see all the choices for a trip you w...
BILL GATES The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
THOMAS DEWAR When you say it's a federal excise tax, you know, most of the time, oh it's the federal excise tax. ...
LAURA MERRITT What you do by having an income tax rate reduction across the board, you really provide great incent...
ARTHUR LAFFER If you were to look at Alaska simply with its corporate tax code compared to the rest of the United ...
SCOTT HODGE If you tell people, 'that old banger of yours, we're going to tax the hell out of it,' t...
ZAC GOLDSMITH You know who a complicated tax code kills? The guy or gal trying to start a business out of the spar...
MARCO RUBIO This is a question too difficult for a mathematician. It should be asked of a philosopher"(when aske...
ALBERT EINSTEIN What I do is allow middle-income families to finally be able to save their money tax-free. No tax on...
MITT ROMNEY It's going to be a problem just coming to consensus at all. Every state has its own mixture of taxat...
SEEMA WILLIAMS A consumption tax, a national sales tax makes some sense. But I think that if we move towards a Fair...
KEN BUCK The only thing worse than paying income tax is not paying income tax
DONALD MACLEOD God forbid that the United Kingdom should take a lead and introduce a sensible tax system of its own...
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YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
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HA-JOON CHANG The income tax is a slave tax,
ALAN KEYES I don't see any purpose in a gross receipts tax. It's inequitable. The best way to tax a business is...
MICHAEL GRANOF When people are told, Well, if you do all that, if you work hard and succeed, and 55 percent of what...
BILL BEACH The death tax is growing increasingly unpopular with the American people, and it's for obvious reaso...
TIM HUTCHINSON What will make you a star is in you
SOTONYE ANGA You won't have to pay up if you don't have a tax liability or if you have overpaid tax for whatever ...
MIKE WARBURTON The tax base provides community services, whether it be fire protection or snow removal or police su...
LARRY MCGEE But if you move the money into offshore funds, this income will roll-up tax-free inside the fund.
JUSTIN MODRAY If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price ...
GROUCHO MARX Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.
LORD THOMAS DEWAR Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.
THOMAS ROBERT DEWAR You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small che...
DAVID ROCKEFELLER It's just not in the back of your mind. If a shot gets through, you don't worry about it because you...
MATHIEU DANDENAULT There's a certain political unattractiveness to essentially providing tax breaks at the corporate le...
DAVID PERRY If Government see herself as a shareholder in every business & not just a tax collector,she will end...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If you have a golf-ball-sized consciousness, when you read a book, you'll have a golf-ball-sized und...
DAVID LYNCH On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about ...
TOM LEHRER On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about ...
TOM LEHRER China has no income tax, no unemployment and not a single soldier outside its borders.
CHOU EN LAI You should calculate your tax return both ways (including and not including combat pay as earned inc...
MARK STEBER The 55% of American households that make less than $40,000 will get a tax break of only $7 while the...
MARTY MEEHAN If you are younger, even if tax rates don't change a lot, you're better off under the Roth.
LAWRENCE JOHNSON It would do very well in a tax-deferred account because you would avoid final reckoning until you ca...
CASEY COLTON It's easier to get things done when you have an ISD. People are more willing to vote on tax increase...
MIKE SUGGS And what's interesting, and I don't think a lot of Americans understand this fact, is that, ...
GEORGE W. BUSH The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.
BARRY GOLDWATER The highest-income Americans don't need tax-free health insurance, mortgage interest deductions ...
STEVEN RATTNER A lot of people are talking about the fact that the income tax is a more progressive tax, because it...
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PAT BUCHANAN When you give tax dollars to a parent to pass it on to a school, it's still tax dollars flowing dire...
BARRY LYNN Our fund is ideal for someone four to five years away from retirement and currently in a high-income...
ALLEN HIRSCH You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mar...
TOM LEHRER If you could invest in a tax-deferred account such as an IRA or 401(k), the pretax rate of return wo...
ANTHONY WEBB To know wisdom is to be all knowledgeable ,to use that knowledge for the greater good is to no that ...
GARY F EVANS... This would be a tax increase on low and middle-income Americans. They are the ones who are buying th...
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BILL KRISTOL If you got a fat severance check at the end of the year, take a look and make sure you are in the sa...
DAVID R. BERGMANN When you sign a tax return, you say everything is true to the best of my knowledge.
JEAN MAPLES If the county has some form of income tax like the city, then it would be a much more likely option....
ED DUMAS The same computers that make it impossible for you to cheat on your income tax can ensure that the b...
JOHN BRUNNER The trade-offs involved are shifting more of the tax burden onto middle-income folks or cutting prog...
JOEL FRIEDMAN The trade-offs involved are shifting more of the tax burden onto middle-income folks or cutting prog...
JOEL FRIEDMAN In order to receive a refund, your tax return must be filed within three years of its due date. And ...
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Folks tend to confuse both.
The right way i...
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SCOTT MCCOWN Research has shown that middle-income wage earners would benefit most from a large reduction in corp...
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