If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of the hammer. It's just a question of how much damage he can do with it before we can take it away from him.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby holds a hammer