Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus 1.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office