Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus 1.

Nowadays it is about as big a crime to be dumb as it is to be dishonest.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.