This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby holds a hammer

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of the hammer. It's just a question of how much damage he can do with it before we can take it away from him.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.