There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone

Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.