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Will Rogers quote: "Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes."

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Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.


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Frankie has improved and improved and improved.
BUD OGDEN
What it really tells you is that technology has improved a lot but nonetheless nothing is 100% foolp...
ANTHONY TANG
The human race has improved everything, but the human race.
ADLAI STEVENSON
Kurt has improved dramatically every year.
ED KELLERMAN
Boris has improved greatly since last year.
BOBBY SOTO
A lot of money has been invested, but people's lives have improved little.
GUO SHUQING
Jody has played in a practice match and has improved,
GLENN HODDLE
There are several pitches that she's improved on. She played for several summer league teams last ye...
ALANA LAMORTE
Annie was frustrated in the preseason but she's steadily improved and has seven goals.
ALISON PRESTON
I've improved out of sight,
GLENN MCGRATH
We came out feeling that we were really improved.
DANIEL MALY
Van Buren is much improved.
MIKE HARPER
A book under review will always be improved.
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL
If you look at the underlying numbers you'll see that underlying trade has improved. It looks like e...
GEORGE BUCKLEY
Callum may be the most improved player from last year to this year, ... His ball striking has greatl...
ERNEST ROSS
The situation certainly has improved, no question about it.
BEN CUNNINGHAM
He has become so aggressive. He really improved offensively.
MATT GIAMPIETRO
I've got some good days, I've got some bad. (But my) game has definitely improved.
ED CLARK
I think we've improved, apart from the injuries, ... We've improved our athleticism.
KEVIN O'CONNOR
Worries over political risks have eased and sentiment has improved.
ALEX HUANG
Texas' current retention policy has not demonstrated any evidence of improving student success. It h...
CHRIS PATTERSON
I've improved as a run blocker and pass blocker, but the knowledge of the game is where I've improve...
LUKE KNAUF
That's a much-improved Sen-eca team, but it's not something a casual fan will see,
BILL FISHER
Caleb's done a great job all spring. His release has improved, his passing has improved. He knows th...
DAN HAMMERSCHMIDT
We have improved a lot. There has been a radical, 180-degree change here. This team will be much mor...
FRANCISCO PALENCIA
But democracy isn't a state of perfection. It has to be improved, and that means constant vigilance.
ANTONIO TABUCCHI
Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved.
ANN DOUGLAS
The Japanese economy has improved and we expect this to continue.
ARMIN MEKELBURG
He causes problems. He has improved his perimeter game so much.
FLIP SAUNDERS
We have greatly improved. It's just that everybody else has too.
MARK MCCRAY
Overall, the region has improved, because economic growth is very strong.
KALMAN MIZSEI
There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.
PATTY BERG
Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes.
PETER DRUCKER
Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes.
PETER F. DRUCKER
I think 'Humans' has massively improved me as an actor.
EMILY BERRINGTON
The traffic situation in Beijing has not deteriorated. In places, it has improved, but of course in ...
LIU XIAOMING
Ignorance can be improved; willful ignorance and inaction is inexcusable.
DAVID BROCK
Lehmann, Kahn and Hildebrand have all improved this season,
JURGEN KLINSMANN
Campus climate is getting better, but it can always be improved,
DANA JOHNSON
He has been playing well so far this season. He has really improved his play.
DON REID
The Japanese economy, as the approval of foreign investors has been showing, has undoubtedly improve...
MASAKI ISO
Katie has improved her blocking and will be able to attack a high ball real well. Ashley has improve...
JOANN HOLVERSON
But democracy isn't a state of perfection. It has to be improved, and that means constant vigila...
ANTONIO TABUCCHI
Ryan has had a very good season. He could always shoot, but he's improved his overall game a lot.
CHARLIE KEMPPAINEN
There is little evidence that our individual intelligence has improved through recorded history.
JAMES LOVELOCK
He really has improved his technique. His style is much different. He attacks.
BRET WOJCIK
I think our fielding has improved a lot. They're coming along really well.
CINDY PAULEY
Oakland has really improved itself, Seattle has improved itself and Anaheim has a ton of young playe...
JON DANIELS
Everything can be improved.
C. W. BARRON
really improved their game.
JAMES MILLER
Curiosity improved the cat
BRANDON NANKIVELL
Improved turnout will give parliament and government the appearance of being more legitimate.
PETER LYNCH
Her scoring has vastly improved. She's got the distance with her game, but she needs to learn to app...
DAVID MOSKOVITS
(Will) has improved leaps and bounds between this year and last year. He's really found his rhythm a...
KRISTY MCCLAIN
Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.
KEVIN SMITH
Since the offer on January 27, the value of the underlying bid has improved.
ADITYA MITTAL
As technology has improved, our digital lives have only grown more tangled and cluttered.
RYAN HOLMES
The quality of the merchandise has improved and...the service levels are very high.
DOROTHY LAKNER
We've improved on defence immensely and we've improved our center ice immensely. What that translate...
BOB CLARKE
Sam (Brooks) played a really nice game. He has steadily improved as the season has gone on.
CHRIS SAMPSON
It's a healthy rivalry that has improved both teams. There's respect but there's also a huge desire ...
CLAUDIO REYNA
Ohaeri has improved significantly, but he's more than doubtful this week. I would like to err on the...
SONNY LUBICK
That will not happen again. We've improved, and we're much better than that now.
JAKE BACON
Little opportunities should be improved.
FRANCOIS FENELON
What gets measured gets improved.
ROBIN S. SHARMA
Little opportunities should be improved.
FRANCOIS FTNELON
I think they've improved it.
LOGAN STOKELY
All schools have improved attendance.
MICHAEL PICARSIC
The great revolution in our industry is that the quality of design has steadily improved.
HUGH FUTRELL
Charity is arguably our most improved player and Bianca has shown mental toughness all season.
STEVE BORDEN
Blake has improved, as a player, probably the most. He might be first and second.
TERRY HOEPPNER
Water quality has improved dramatically. Drinking water is very secure and even better than before.
DU YUXIN
That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
Weiner's numbers have improved, but it's still a close race for second.
LEE MIRINGOFF
Everyone's really close. We improved a lot, but so did everybody else.
MATT HAYES
Christina stepped up for us. She has been playing well throughout the holidays and has improved for ...
GARY CRANE
It has improved significantly. This has been an issue over the years. We have tightened up the contr...
JOE RINALDO
Our future schedule will work as a gauge to see how much we have improved.
KRISTY OREM
The federal government has exempted poor working families from income taxes since the 1980s because ...
JASON LEVITIS
We've improved the machine, found some good tires and I think I've improved my riding as well over ...
NICKY HAYDEN
She really improved on her points.
DESIRE MCDOUGALL
It's team-wide how we improved.
COURTNEY JONES
Improving the soil improved the man.
MICHAEL POLLAN
In the rich world, the environmental situation has improved dramatically. In the United States, the ...
BJORN LOMBORG
Eric has dramatically improved the profitability of McAfee during 2005, significantly growing net op...
GEORGE SAMENUK
Safety on our highways has improved significantly, with the help of the Legislature and the media.
JANE D. HULL
Matt Stephens has played his best golf the last four rounds. He's really improved his game.
BRANDON BURKS
Kiva has improved daily and is going to evolve into an impact player in this program.
CINDY FISHER
Adam has improved immensely over the last two years — he did a good job for us.
JASON ROSTORFER
But regional planning needs to be improved when implementing the principle of reduction.
CHEN HAORAN
No change to target price or basic fundamental assumptions, but share price weakness has materially ...
GARY CHASE
As the market has rebounded and as the economy has improved, so has the appetite and dollars availab...
BOB BARNETT
We live longer and healthier lives than ever before. Animal research has improved the treatment of i...
ROBERT WINSTON
Hamish won't be available for the match, his ribs just haven't improved enough.
JOHN BRACEWELL
Every linebacker on that team had some bad habits to get rid of, and that's what he did, improved al...
EDGERTON HARTWELL
Every linebacker on that team had some bad habits to get rid of, and that's what he did, improved al...
EDGERTON HARTWELL
There was little in it then and we have improved in the last year, ... It looks fifty-fifty but we'r...
GUUS HIDDINK
We improved our serving percentage from Tuesday's match.
DEBBIE GIBSON
There's no good idea that can't be improved on.
MICHAEL EISNER
I couldn't find my game. His forehand is very good, and he's improved the backhand so much. That's w...
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
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Lord, let me live until I die.
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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
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You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
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There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
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Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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All I know is what I read in the papers
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Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
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The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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Common sense ain't common.
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
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Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
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Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
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WILL ROGERS
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS
A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS
I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS

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