It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for

What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

It costs ten times more to govern that it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'