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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'


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DEYTH BANGER His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
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-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
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GEORGE HARRISON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
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CRAIG GROESCHEL Dive into the river of the present, but don't thrash about, go with the flow.
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The Q...
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ERIC HAUSER The chance to do it over again is called now.
J.R. RIM The secret of my success is my hairspray.
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BILLY EICHNER The river of knowledge has no depth.
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Stitch life down fo...
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GLORIA STEINEM If Romeo can do 'Dancing with the Stars,' anything is possible.
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RANDY PAUSCH I'd love to have First Lady Michelle Obama over and ask, 'How do you make your marriage work...
SHERRI SHEPHERD I don't know how many people run for vice president and president and lose both.
BOB DOLE The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer,
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UMBERTO ECO The vice president left the hospital at 10 a.m. He will work from home tomorrow. He is doing well.
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CHRISTINE TODD WHITMAN Or I will get the best or nothing… no need somebody to swallow my material, I'm already a big boy.
DEYTH BANGER If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he mus...
JOHN F. KENNEDY The president fully appreciates the support the vice president has shown him over time, and thinks i...
JAKE SIEWART The president is very displeased. He wants to know how and why it happened and wants it fixed. The p...
SCOTT MCCLELLAN The President has only 190 million bosses. The Vice President has 190 million and one.
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