Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.

The President has only 190 million bosses. The Vice President has 190 million and one.

I'm the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of a vice president and a president.

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.

if need be, take the vice president to the wood shed.