In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

The President has only 190 million bosses. The Vice President has 190 million and one.

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.

I don't doubt a number of those ballots, of those votes that were cast for me, probably were intended for Vice President Gore.

Perhaps the cruelest thing ever said of Hubert Humphrey was that he had the soul of a vice president.