It costs ten times more to govern that it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.