In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.

It costs ten times more to govern that it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.

One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'