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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.


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WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
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WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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