The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal -- they have to live off each other--while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or three times a century to take it away from them.

We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good.