If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone

My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.