They were very cooperative about that.


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The station was operating on a backup transmitter that they don't normally use, and that was creatin...
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They are easy subjects, very cooperative. They seem to enjoy being studied.
MAX KURZ
The biggest challenge is that Sam and Dave are perfectionists. Really trying to satisfy their expect...
RANDY RANDOLPH
He was very cooperative,
ANNE SCHWARTZ
He was very cooperative,
ANNE E. SCHWARTZ
He was cooperative, ... We were
thankful for that.
GEORGE BLACK
So far, he's been very cooperative,
FRANK CASSELL
They were cooperative. We asked them to leave private property and not to bother our guests.
JEFF HANLE
All of the countries are very cooperative,
HU SHIXIANG
She was completely cooperative and very remorseful.
KAREN SPRINGER
Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE
I've never been in on a big number like this before, but the vet and the humane society were very co...
GEORGE STROBL
He basically lives and dies with (Wilkerson). He's on the computer every night checking his scores.
GREG MILLER
They were very happy about the way they were treated, the respect they were shown.
JOEL FISCHMAN
Dave really cares about the things I care about.
CHRIS MARTIN
Dave is very good defensively on his feet.
DON COOLEY
They were very passionate about the way they felt about this particular situation.
DONALD WILLIAMS
He's been very cooperative. We've had no problems with him whatsoever so far.
JUDY ORIHUELA
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who care...
PENN JILLETTE
There's actually been a few situations like that ... Brothers who were Dan and Dave that I've heard ...
DAVE JOHNSON
You were lying to Dave because you wanted to keep the lines of communication open? Dave had never re...
KATHARINE LIELL
Dave is our guy, but it is important to recognize the effort that Darryl and Mo gave tonight. Those ...
DAVE WOJCIECHOWSKI
These negotiations were done in a positive, cooperative, problem-solving spirit, ... While it may ha...
RICK WAGONER
Dave always said, very clearly, that if anything ever happened to him, he wanted the program to go o...
DOROTHY BROWN
The two towns are very much interested in doing this as a cooperative venture.
TOM MAZIARZ
People are very cooperative and I think our boys are doing their work diligently.
RAMLEE RAHMAT
We were all very curious about this. They were able to do things that other companies just couldn't ...
CHAILLE BRINDLEY
We are very pleased to have Dave and Tom on board.
MIKE RILEY
They have been wanting to know if we can 'speed the city' in the construction process.
DAVE WILKERSON
Our portion of the infrastructure is already paid for.
DAVE WILKERSON
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even fun...
JOE ROGAN
Germany is paralyzed at the worst time for European diplomacy, ... were looking for a stronger, more...
DOMINIQUE MOISI
The Lees were very concerned about this biased and unfair media coverage and requested that this act...
BRIAN SUN
If you read about Mussolini or Stalin or some of these other great monsters of history, they were at...
A. N. WILSON
Before the war, my parents were very proud people. They'd always talk about Japan and also about...
FRED KOREMATSU
But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!
K.M. SHEA
I know how Dave [Mellor] is. He's very meticulous. It was in great condition.
TROT NIXON
We knew coming into the game that they were a very good team, that they were very good defensively.
BRIAN VOELKER
They play very unselfishly. They play pretty good defense, when they feel like it. They turn it on a...
LUKE PEREIRA
(City officials) met with the builder and the architect, and we reviewed the issues that were brough...
STEVE BROWN
There's even a couple of players from the 1950 Lou Ball (clothing store) junior B team. We hoping to...
BRUCE HUFF
Dave has done a tremendous job of developing a very extensive recruiting network and that has helped...
LUKE REIGEL
You usually have very motivated people willing to do this. It makes the process a lot easier when th...
JOAN KELLY
He was cooperative,
BUCKY BURNSED
They were very, very scared. They were able to get out, but they were very shaken up.
MARCY MCGINNIS
I recognize that here are very efficiently run cooperatives. There are many opportunities for the So...
CHARLES WAGNER
The things that I loved were very frail. Very fragile. I didn't know that. I thought they were indes...
CORMAC MCCARTHY
My parents divorced when I was very, very young, but they maintained an incredibly amicable relation...
NATALIE ZEA
In its first 30 years of existence, up to the mid 1970s, the practical applications of game theory w...
JOHN HARSANYI
he said. ''They do it for love. We love the romance. It's a cooperative creation.
WILLIAM HUNTER
I don't know how cooperative he was during the interview. I know that (detectives) do not have any a...
TIM STEELE
Mick and Dave, they've been on the movie a year and a half. Before we even started shooting they wer...
CHARLES SHYER
They Learn to speak... and when they were at level "AVERAGE", they started making the rules and star...
DEYTH BANGER
I was a victim of violence... No reason for vileonce just few sucirity guards came... we were 3... t...
DEYTH BANGER
(Emmert) is a guy that is similar to Dave in a lot of ways. He's a smart, heady player. He's probabl...
JACK JOHNSON
distraught, remorseful but cooperative.
RANDY ADAMS
distraught, remorseful, but cooperative.
RANDY ADAMS
My grandfather talked about James Dean; they were both very much into method acting.
ALIA SHAWKAT
He was actually very cooperative. We spoke with him and to another person who spoke on behalf of him...
MEGAN SNOW
It's a very good start. For the Congress, which hasn't done this before, we think it's a bold, coope...
JEFFREY NADANER
Obviously, the announcement was very well-received by everyone. They were really excited when they h...
JEFF MONROE
The first evacuees arrived about 8 p.m. They were very nice and their morale was very high consideri...
ANN HARRIS
The hospital has been very cooperative. Once we receive their plan of correction and approve it, the...
LAURA WENTZ
We are disappointed and surprised that Dave Jones would choose to make disparaging comments regardin...
JEZ MOXEY
We always talk about Dave Andreychuk, ... but the unsung leader in this room is Tim Taylor.
JAY FEASTER
We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?
DAVID WONG
We suffered a setback and there were too many trades until Dave Taylor came along and Charlie Simmer...
MARCEL DIONNE
The report is very specific about the areas that were studied and reported about.
JOHN STAMM
American folk songs were about tragedy, right? They were about suffering and tragedy, and a lot of m...
JOHN MELLENCAMP
The commissioner and the treasurer have been very cooperative. The entire team has done a great job ...
BOB STRIPLING
I was very impressed by that. They were just very self-disciplined.
JAN JENSEN
Nearly everyone was agreeable and cooperative.
TOM BRIGGS
People were very upset. They all felt close to Scooter personally, but I think by [Monday] afternoon...
CHARLES BLACK
We just kind of put out a dream list of mixers, and that included Dave and other such impossibilitie...
MATT BROWN
They were very impressed with the hospitality and support that was provided. To a person, each one s...
CONNIE HAGLER
I think that Dave Halle ought to be congratulated.
THOMAS SHEPARD
They were very good and we were very poor.
JOE ROYLE
It is clearly our preference that WJ recognize the merits of this so we can sit down and chat about ...
WILLIAM CARPENTER
He understood, and he was cooperative.
BILL MERCIER
This is really a cooperative effort.
ED LYMAN
Most people were coming down on foot. Everybody was very skinny, very hungry. They were asking us if...
JULIETTE TERZIEFF
My parents were very relaxed about music.
AGNES OBEL
I would imagine that members were getting weary. Six weeks is a very long time and a lot of people w...
TIMOTHY JONES
It looks really good, there were about 10 to 15 guys. Some of the old-timers were very pleased when ...
JOHN HOGAN
It sounds better than the truth, which is that DOD is not cooperative.
MARK ZAID
Our system was spared from the damage that the southern cooperative received, ... That's the great t...
MAX DAVIS
You wear nothing but you wear it so well
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
They were ripping the baseball, no doubt about it. It was a very tough inning for us.
BILL SIKES
Maybe that facilitated the willingness of some people to project upon Africa their hopes and desires...
CLAUDE CLEGG
They were very nice to grant that to us,
ALLAN BRISTOW
Only one of us would usually sing lead. Which most of the time was, Mickey or Dave. They thought it ...
PETER TORK
That weighs on people's mind, and I think Dave thought about it and said, 'I'm going to make a chang...
CRAIG CONROY
I don't think we have very good records about what they were thinking except, as I pointed out e...
DAVID R. BROWER
Most of the time, it's very mild, and it might be that they just didn't think about it. Or, maybe th...
MARNI STOREY
I was afraid people wouldn't take me seriously, or would stop respecting me, if I talked about h...
BRAD FELD
There has to be some cooperative effort.
DONALD BLACK
He was very concerned about his children potentially being kidnapped or attached, and that's why...
MARTIN BASHIR
They were very skinny, very unhealthy.
JENNIFER THOMAS
My parents were very well read. They were both New Englanders, not highly educated, but they had a s...
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As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS
Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER
Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY
A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY
Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY
It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY
Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY