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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
JOHN RAY Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there
WILL ROGERS Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track--you'll get run over if you just sit there.
ARTHUR GODFREY Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
ARTHUR GODFREY Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
UNKNOWN Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS You can be on the right track, but you'll still get run over if you just sit there.
DUKE ELLINGTON You can be on the right track and still get run over if you're not moving.
ORRIN WOODWARD Even if there are these times that this life will just shit you, run over you or when this life just...
HAPPY POSITIVITY BLANKLY AHEAD We're hoping to get his attention because he's on the wrong path to get re-elected. Conservatives ar...
MIKE SPENCE If I could just go back. Even if there was nothing left there. Just to sit there and cry.
ALMASA HALILOVIC You will soon get run over if you stay in the middle of the road too long.
VIKRANT PARSAI Maybe later on in life I will run for the track championship, ... But right now, I just want to race...
DUANE CAMPBELL We feel that if a school is growing quite well, even if they don't meet AYP, they're on the right tr...
BILL PADIA If you stand still, you're going to get run over,
JOHN FORCE You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass...
ANON. If I want to sit in smoking, I should have the right to sit in smoking. And if you want to sit in no...
CINDY MURPHY Youll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you dont have to remember what you have ...
SAM RAYBURN He won't run if there is more rain. There is no point sending him around on a wet track. He's hopele...
DAVID ATKINS My experience with debtors is that even if you get your life back on track, the experience of bankru...
KAREN GROSS If you just focus on the smallest details, you never get the big picture right.
LEROY HOOD I started by putting a Braille setting on my mixer. It is very important to have independence becaus...
BETTY BRUCE You're probably on the right track if you feel like a sidewalk worm during a rainstorm.
LARRY PAGE If you run (the offense) right, there's so many things that we can get into. Even in the offensive b...
CHARDE HOUSTON You don't want to read too much into the track right now. But it passes just east of Austin. If the ...
MARK MURRAY If you know you are on the right track, if you have this inner knowledge, then nobody can turn you o...
BARBARA MCCLINTOCK If you know you are on the right track, if you have this inner knowledge, then nobody can turn you o...
BARBARA MCCLINTOCK The D.L.C. incident is over, and it isn't particularly meaningful. But in the long run, if you belie...
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DEB BAKER The difference between men and women is this—if you catch a woman butt-naked, she tries to cover t...
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JULIA SOREL (Even) if this record bombs, it's just another obstacle we have to get over.
FABRIZIO MORETTI If you love something, let it go.
If you don't love something, definitely let it go.
Basic...
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FRED ZIMNY Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN I am a firm believer that if you can explain it to a kid, you're on the right track.
HOMARO CANTU If you're an athlete, you want to get faster. But all you need are the basics. Take advantage of wha...
MEL DELAURA You can't sit on the lid of progress. If you do, you will be blown to pieces.
HENRY J. KAISER If you run away from problems, they will run after you. If you face up to them, they will run away f...
MUHAMMED HAIDER (Rivera) was going to get the ball even if we were down a run, ... Having the lead was just a bonus.
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LEWIS BLACK Even if things aren't going the way we want right now, we will always get through it.
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SCOTT PODSEDNIK Youll never know how strong you truly are, until u get under some weight.
EULLYS "JEWELZ" HINNANT III If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?
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If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magi...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN Just remember,” he told her. “If you run from me, I will pursue.
NENIA CAMPBELL In the late '90s, if you bought the dip you made money. Then the crash came in 2000-01, If you bough...
ANDY BROOKS We will not reform the yuan until the time is right even if there is external pressure.
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CURTIS SANFORD If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF Time to sit down," Fred told Harry, "Or we're going to get run over by the bride.
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CHRIS STASICHA You can't sit on the lid of progress. If you do, you will be blown to pieces.
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VALERIE BERTINELLI If you tell somebody to sit on your shoulders, he will try to climb on your head.
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If only you'd stayed in character.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results.
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ALEC GUNN I told them, you can't put a good player in a position to score like that. You just can't do it if y...
ALEC GUNN We've run into a few snags, but if things don't change, I think we're going to be on track.
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WYNN PELZER If it is your time love will track you down like a cruise missile. If you say 'No! I don't want it r...
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FRANCESCO GUICCIARDINI In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it.
UDAY KOTAK If the track is muddy, that won't be a problem. I just don't want him out there if there is thunder ...
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IF I WAKE I’m William James Carter. My friends call me Will,” he says. “I’m Lucy Janette Phillips,” ...
IF I WAKE I thought I could play at a higher level. And I wanted to get a better education.
IF RICHARD KIRTLEY I will go across the middle and make a catch. I want to show them I have mental toughness.
IF RICHARD KIRTLEY He had no clue who I was.
IF RICHARD KIRTLEY She has a long journey ahead of her. She doesn’t need to hear she will lose before she even begins
IF I WAKE We need to come to a track like this and hopefully turn our luck back around, ... This track has bee...
DENNIS SETZER We need to come to a track like this and hopefully turn our luck back around. This track has been pr...
DENNIS SETZER Don’t live in regret over missed opportunities, for if you do, you will miss even more.
CHARBEL TADROS If it's not there when I get back, ... I'll just have to start over.
HENRY LEWIS Allen made a great play. They were really stopping the run in the first half, but we thought if we c...
HAL CHIODO If it stays on the current track, we will be OK. Our current worry is that it may not stay on the sa...
LEA STOKES Most chick singers say 'If you hurt me, I'll die'...I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.
PAT BENATAR If you try to get control over it, it will take control over you. If you try to make it work, it wil...
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WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
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WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
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WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
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WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS

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