Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Two Five Letter Words: Lenny Bruce

I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.

Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms

It is unacceptable to subject Americans in Moscow to any substance that is not present in the general environment.

Fierce for the right, he bore his part in strife with many a valiant foe; but laughter winged his polished dart, and kindness tempered every blow.