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There ought to be one day - just one - where there is open season on senators.


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There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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DAY ONE If it was $10 a gallon, I'd be buying it today since you can't get it anywhere else,
DAY ONE Get every drop in there. Can't lose none,
DAY ONE big, medium and small.
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PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON Jane Heard.
ONE Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier.
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CHARLES FRANKLIN KETTERING There will always be a frontier where there is an open mind and a willing hand.
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EPHDAN From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!
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JODI PICOULT We have them just where they want us.
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You don't know you're beautiful.
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Your Life
Your Voice
Your Reason To Be
My Love
My Heart...
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ONE DIRECTION You're impossible to resist, but I wouldn't bet your heart on it. It's like I'm finally awake, and...
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ONE DIRECTION Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he's a fungi!
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